WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DODGING THE NECESSITY FOR AN ONLINE PLATFORM FOR SWEEPS ONLY TO BE SNARED INTO THE VICIOUS, STICKY TENDRILS OF THE WORLD-WIDE WEB LIKE A BUZZING INSECT, IT HAPPENED. I SPENT SO FUCKING LONG TELLING OFF THE LOSERS WHO HAD THE GUMPTION TO QUESTION MY VIRILITY THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT. TO PREP FOR THE SESSION OF #SEPULCHRES&SCALEBEASTS THAT I AM RUNNING TOMORROW. FUCK. GUESS I WON'T BE HITTING THE SLIME JUST YET. #LATELIGHT CHITTRS (CHITTERS?), TROLL AT YOUR OWN PERIL. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO BE. I'LL JUST BE SLAVING OVER SOME NOTES. SO MANY NOTES. UGH. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8265F3D73B80.JPG
UNFORTUNATELY, +5 IS A LITTLE HIGH, SINCE THIS EDITION CHANGE PRIORITIZES BOUNDED ACCURACY. AS IN YOU ARE IMMINENTLY BOUND TO RECEIVE A HIGHLY ACCURATE ROCK THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW AIMED AT YOUR TEETH WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED BOOTS AND FISTS FOR. DON'T YOU LIKE WANDS. DON'T YOU HAVE A PREDILECTION FOR LITTLE WHIPPY SPELL STICKS, YOU HIVESHIT, WHIMSICAL FOP.
G3NU1N3LY M4K3S M3 W4NN4 PL4Y MOR3. YOU COULD DO 4 COMB4T H34VY S3SS1ON 1F YOU W4NT 4 L1TTL3 L3SS NOT3S 4ND 4LL.
THE EQUIVALENT OF THE SUBSTITUTE SCHOOLFEEDER WHEELING OUT THE VIEWTUBE AND PUTTING ON A MOVIE. I'M TEMPTED. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SINGLE, SHRIVELED FIBER OF DIGNITY LEFT IN MY BODY THAT HAS SURVIVED BEING IRRADIATED TO CELLULAR OBLITERATION IS COMPELLING ME TO PUT MY BLOOD, BILE, AND BALEFLUID INTO THIS ONE. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I'M GETTING FREE SNACKS FOR DOING IT. IF PEOPLE START THINKING THAT THE VALUE OF ENGAGEMENT IS DIMINISHING IN QUALITY, IT'S MY HUNGRY ASS OUT ON THE PAVEMENT.
I'LL KNIT YOU A +3 FISHERMAN'S GANSEY OF WHO GIVES A FUCK. YOUR BUILD WILL REALLY COME ONLINE, AFTER THAT.
FR33 SN4CKS 4R3 4LW4YS 1MPORT4NT. R34L H1GH ST4K3S TH3R3. BUT 1 TH1NK YOUR GROUP SHOULD B3 UND3RST4ND1NG OF ON3 S3SS1ON 1S, D4R3 1 S4Y 1T, M1DT13R QU4L1TY.
I GUESS SO. VANITY STILL HAS ITS BARBED CLAWS IN ME, RAKING THE LINING OF MY DIGESTION SAC. BUT I'M BOUND TO TRIP OVER MY FEET AND SPILL ALL THE POLYHEDRAL CLICKETY CLACKS OUT OF MY POCKET EVENTUALLY. I JUST DON'T THINK THAT I COULD BEAR TO ADMIT THAT THE REASON THIS SESSION IS BARKBEASTSHIT IS BECAUSE I GOT SUCKED INTO A GAUNTLET OF ARGUMENTS ON FUCKING CHITTR. I'D SOONER TEAR OUT EACH INDIVIDUAL PAGE OF THE SEPULCHERMASTER'S GUIDE, FOLD THEM INTO A GIGANTIC ORIGAMI STALAGMITE, AND SWAN DIVE ONTO IT UNTIL IT IMPALES ME THROUGH THE PUSHER. IT WOULD BE TOO FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO SURVIVE.
...T3LL TH3M YOU W3R3 C4UGHT UP G1V1NG ROM4NT1C 4DV1C3 TO DUMB4SS3S ON CH1TTR. 1F YOU T3LL TH3M 4NYTH1NG 4T 4LL. OTH3RW1S3 4 W3LL THOUGHT OUT NPC 3NCOUNT3R TH4T L34DS TO 4 COMB4T 1S H4RDLY SCUTTL3PHON1NG 1T 1N. 4LT3RN4T1V3LY, G1V3 TH3M 4 MURD3R MYST3RY TO SOLV3.
THE GENUINE BALM OF RELIEF THAT IT IS TO HEAR THAT FROM *YOU* OF ALL TROLLS IS COMMENDABLE. I AM FEELING GRADUALLY LESS SELF-LOATHING OVER THE UNAVOIDABLE ENSHITTIFICATION OF THIS S&S SESSION. WE REALLY SHOULD TALK SHOP, ONE OF THESE DAYS. SM TO SM.
GOOD! B3C4US3 HON3STLY, TH3 WORST 3XP3R13NC3 1S WH3N YOUR SM 1S SO T1R3D FROM PR3PP1NG TH3 S3SS1ON TH4T TH3Y ST4RT TO F4LL 4SL33P. OR DON'T H4V3 TH3 3N3RGY TO PL4Y NPCS.
4ND Y3S, W3 SHOULD. W3 COULD 3V3N CO-RUN SOM3 STUFF.