OH MY GOD. THERE ARE SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA IN HERE WITH ME. WAIT. DID I. NO. NOT AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
:3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_JFLb1IItM 3:
D--> I was unaware of your tendency to partake in such thinkpan dulling substances although it does e%plain the quality of some of your decisions.
WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE YOURSELF AS USEFUL AS YOU SO CLEARLY ACHE AT ALL OBSEQUIOUS HOURS OF THE EVENING TO BE. I WAS *OBVIOUSLY* COERCED. I AM TRYING DESPERATELY TO REMAIN IN A LUCID STATE OF MIND, AND ALL THE FORCES OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE SEEM HELL-BENT ON TRANSMOGRIFYING ME THROUGH A PSYCHOACTIVE RIFT INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION. LITERALLY. I WAS ON ALTERNIA WHEN I GOT EATEN. NOW I'M ON EARTH-C, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT.
D--> I apologize I forgot my emoticon to indicate sincerity and as you so crudely put I am eager to assist you and make up for my previous mista%'s. I have the rather unique ability to e%it through dream bubbles into physical reality so long as the individual it belongs to is alive. If you go to sleep in a safe ish area I may be able to pop in to assist. And receive the appropriate verbal punishment I am overdue 8|>
MIGHT GET KNOCKED OUT AND MIDLLY ASPHYXIATED VIA A BLACK BAG OVER THE HEAD IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES. I'LL KEEP YOU AS INFORMED AS I CAN UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
UPDATE: I AM NOT LONGER BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT, KNIFEPOINT, OR THE POINTER STUBS OF ANY OTHER DRUG DEALER ATTEMPTING TO SMUGGLE ILLICIT #SUBSTANCE THROUGH MY ORGANS. PLEASE DO NOT CRAWL OUT OF MY PAN IF I FALL ASLEEP ON THIS SCUTTLEBUS. IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE FOR A BIGGER, SWEATIER ASSHOLE TO TAKE UP EVEN MORE SPACE ON IT.
D--> Understood. I will start 100king for your dream bubble. It shouldn't be too hard to find given the tendency of Karkat bubbles to be taking place on the meteor. Try to hold onto thoughts of either the three year journey or our e%ile into the furthest ring.