karkat i know we already had a breakthrough in regards to the fighting alternate versions of ourselves, but i am beginning to understand your position more and more :/
ONE OF THE FUCKTRILLION KARKATS, HERE. GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU'VE FINALLY FOUND YOUR OWN FLEETBEASTHOLE IN THE DISEASE-SODDEN TRENCHES OF THE MULTIVERSAL WAR ON SELF-LOATHING. ON THE SIDE OF SELF-LOATHING. AND YOUR FLEETBEASTHOLE IS SO CLOSE TO MINE. LOOK AT THAT. WE'RE FUCKING NEIGHBORS. HOO-FUCKING-RAY. WELCOME TO CHITTR, JADE.
i guess i am flattered that there are people talking about me here at least! though, really, it isnt me so i suppose i will have to do more posting to make sure it is me that they are talking about! how is that for a suitably confusing and sort of self hating post??
WEAKSLIME. YOU COULD REALLY AFFORD TO LAY THE VITRIOL ON THICKER. PRETEND THAT EVERY OTHER JADE IS ON A HELLBENT QUEST TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A SHOUTGASH-BREATHING MORON, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP THEM IS YOUR UNBRIDLED, DISGRUNTLED FUCKITUDE. THAT'S *YOUR* NUCLEAR PHYSICS DEGREE THEY'RE GOING TO GET REVOKED FROM YOU, JADE. *YOUR* ADORABLOODTHIRSTY, BUCK-TOOTHED EXPRESSION PLATE THEY'RE DRAGGING THROUGH THE MUD. NOW GET OUT THERE. AND BE. YOU.