BLOATED BULBOUS FUCKNUTS ON A SCUTTLEBUS, THESE ARE THE DULLEST NUTRITIONBLOCK KNIVES I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN. WHAT THE HELL WERE THESE BEING USED FOR? SHAVING BRICKS? HAMMERING NAILS? DID ONE OF THE FUCKING LEPRECHAUNS PUT THESE IN THE DISHWASHER FOR SIX PERIGEES STRAIGHT? THAT'S IT. THAT'S FUCKING IT. IF I'M GOING TO BE STABBED IN THIS PISS-REEKING FROG STY OF A WORKPLACE, I'M GOING TO BE STABBED, NOT FUCKING BLUDGEONED, GOD DAMN IT.
i might be able to elucidate on this matter quick question are the handles made from ivvory on these knivves
EVERYTHING IN THIS MANSION IS EITHER WHITE OR FUCKING GREEN, MAN. HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW.
wwell i wwas goin to say if it wwas ivvory handles theyre all probably dull from stabbin me ovver and ovver wwhile i wwas trapped in a time vvortex
OH, GREAT. YOU'RE RIGHT. NEVER MIND. I *WILL* JUST PUT THESE IN THE DISHWASHER FOR SIX PERIGEES. NOTHING SHORT OF TOTAL AMNESIA FOR WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME WILL WIPE THE PSYCHOLOGICAL GRIME FROM THESE SHITTY FUCKING CHEF'S TOOLS.
she wwas spinnin them around in twwo concentric circles in a wway wwhich wwas almost sorta evvocativve a howw youd depict an atom in a diagram wwhich id of thought wwas a cool science reference and applauded her for if not for the vvicious stabbin
NEVER MIND. YOUR VISCERAL DESCRIPTION MADE ME VOMIT BLACK CHUNKS ALL OVER MY APRON. I'M GOING TO PUT *MYSELF IN THE DISHWASHER, NOW. SEE YOU NEXT WASH CYCLE.
RIGHT???? those things are duller than half the trolls i knew in the reduplication caverns (|:p been having to use the stuff in my tool box to cut stuff up you ever try and cut up some of the nutritionblock with a saw??? dont feel good also be careful with sharpening all those we got some trolls here thatll stab you instead of saying hello ya know?
TRUST ME, SPEAKING AS THE FUCKING UNOFFICIAL, UNPAID, UNDERAPPRECIATED PRESS-GANGED MEDIATOR AROUND THIS HIVE OF HORRORS, I'M WELL FUCKING AWARE. BUT I WANT TO SEE MY FUCKING REFLECTION IN THE EDGE OF THESE KNIVES.