FUCK. IT REALLY IS TWO DAYS UNTIL MY WRIGGLING DAY, ISN'T IT. I HAVEN'T HAD A FLEETING, EXASPERATED MOMENT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I'VE BEEN FUMIGATING THESE STUPID TIME ROACHES EVER SINCE I GOT PUT ON OVERTIME FOR THE MAIDJAILBREAK INCIDENT. WHICH IS GRADE-A BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY. THROW ME IN A STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM, YOU'RE *GOING* TO GET A STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE SOLUTION. AND THE TIME ROACHES ARE ONE OF THEM, BECAUSE THEY BREED EVERYWHERE BUT THE PRESENT AND YOU NEED TO FOG-BOMB BOTH THE PAST AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY. AND I'M STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE PAST KARKAT TO PUT ON A FUCKING RESPIRATOR. I'LL GIVE IT MORE THOUGHT LATER. FRANKLY, I'D TAKE A CUPCAKE, A CIGARETTE, AND AN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT RENEGOTIATION. DON'T BOTHER EVEN WRITING ME A CARD.
(=^･⩊･^=) < GASP!! I'LL BAKE MEW A WRIGGLINGDAY CAKE!! WHAT IS MEWR FAVFURRITE FLAVFUR?
... ASK @GUTSYGUMSHOE.
(=^･⩊･^=) < AH, UH... HMM... I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'D WANT TO SPEAK TO ME AND I RESPECT HER BOUNDARIES.
SIGH. ANYTHING CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE IS GOOD.
(=^･⩊･^=) < THANK MEW!!! I'LL MAKE MEW THE MEOWST WONDERFURLEST CAKE EVFUR!
D--> Perhaps we ¢øulđ ¢elebrate by taking yøu øn røađ trip a¢røss several đream bubbles, I ¢øulđ serve as the guiđe. Thøugh if that is tøø e%treme øf an unđertaking đue tø yøur emøtiønal anđ physi¢al e%haustiøn we ¢øulđ just "¢hill" at my favøurite đream bubble.
HONESTLY, A DREAMCATION ROAD TRIP SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE KIND OF NICE. I'LL CONSIDER IT. HAVING "THE TIME" TO DO IT IS BASICALLY JUST A MATTER OF EMPLOYER PERMISSION, AT THIS POINT.
D--> I think ¢ønsiđering the parađø%i¢al nature øf yøur statiøn it wøulđ be reasønable tø alløw yøu tø ¢laim future wriggler đay øffs in a blø¢k.
(|:OOOOOO ITS YOUR REDUPLICATION DAY SOON?????? (thats what we call wriggling days on repiton btw hehe) WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR IT!!!! hmmm you dont seem like a party kinda guy though hmmmmmmm I WILL THINK OF SOMETHING SUFFICIENTLY MORE CHILL
dude. me too the fuck. 1’m out here deal1ng w1th freezer breaks and random bullsh1t s1tuat1ons as tho my own wr1ggl1ng day also 1n 2 n1ghts ex1sted. 1 only just remembered l1ke an hour ago and 1 st1ll need to ask the boss for t1me off