i only need to be bitten before my hair becomes golden and i achievve my true form
YOU JUST CAN'T BE SATISFIED WITH REGULAR HIGHLIGHTS, CAN YOU. YOU FREAKISHLY GREGARIOUS PIECE OF SHIT.
wwhy my dear imposter i consider myself a freak only in the best of wways like troll lady gaga said a little monster i wwill say though that one can nevver be satisfied wwith regular highlights for there is alwways more to highlight until the dark hair becomes a highlight in and of itself to the radical lovve letter of self expression one creates into their locks
FIRST OFF, NOT WHAT I'M CALLED. SECOND, I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN FOR YOU CONTINUE HIGHLIGHTING YOUR STUPID HAIR UNTIL IT'S SO SNIFFSTUMP-STABBINGLY CHOCK FULL OF COSMETIC PROPELLANT CHEMICALS THAT IT ONLY TAKES ONE TROLL LIGHTING A FUCKING MATCH IN YOUR GENERAL VICINITY TO TURN YOU INTO A FIREBALL THE SIZE OF WHICH CAN BE SEEN FROM THE FUCKING MOON. FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU GET BITTEN AS SOON AS I'M DONE TYPING THIS CHIT.
actually i use all natural dyes i source from my backyard garden and local beet root farmers so as to not create a potential risk or imbalance in chemical attributes in the wwater it is an easy mistake to make do not wworry i am not upset
FROTHING SANCTIMONIOUS CHOIR OF FUCKULATION, HOW THE FUCK DOES A TROLL LIKE YOU EVEN *EXIST.* YOU'RE SO SICKENINGLY STERILE OF ALL MORAL INDIGNITY THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE A MOLTEN HOLE THROUGH THE PLANET. AND THEN JUMP THROUGH IT, OSCILLATING BETWEEN THE POLES IN A PERPETUAL FREE FALL UNTIL I NESTLE INTO THE CHURNING CORE AND IMMOLATE MYSELF, BECOMING ONE WITH THE ECOSYSTEM THAT YOU'RE SO NAUSEATINGLY CHUMMY WITH. IN SUMMARY: YOU FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT, MAN.
karkat wwe all fear wwhat wwe do not understand i am livving (and lovving) proof that the empress message can fall on listening ears or fins fins that listen and learn wwhen a wwarm blood is speaking do not throww yourself into the molten core of the eco system out of fear but rather out of lovve for nature its bounty and all it has to offer i can alwways catch you if need be in summary: fear not for i am here to simply be your friend
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that exchange wwas mortifyin to read and your existence continues to vvex me coolscar but on the topic at prong i too find myself growwin in powwer wwhen teeth penetrate my flesh
isnt it quite exhilarating last night i wwas slapped so hard i bled kissed so hard i could not breathe and papped vvery gently on my head