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@carcinoGender

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL?

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MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE, THAT THIS FUCKASS CAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, I NAMED HIM KITTY BUT DAVE THINKS ITS STUPID WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE I THINK DAVE IS STUPID, SHOULD I RENAME HIM OR KEEP IT AS KITTY. https://i.postimg.cc/136xkZrw/KITTY.jpg

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kitty is just such an uncreative name like you might as well have named him shadow or night or something lame

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ID LIKE TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEA'S.

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ice tea

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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H3 1S K1TTY SH4P3D SO K1TTY W1LL B3 H1S N4M3

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I'M GLAD WE THINK ALIKE.

anyone else havwe the problem vwhere people just vwon't stop flirting vwith you?

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HOW IS THIS A PROBLEM?

I BLAME DAVE (@turntechGiggleshit) FOR FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BABIES, AND HOW ITS KINDA MADE.

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why because i posted our adorable son so you hate dj

SHUT UP.

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BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME AND HE INSIST THAT IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM? FUCK DAVE STRIDER, OR SHOULD I SAY DAVE ELIZABETH STRIDER. THAT DAMN PUNK. https://i.postimg.cc/P5thkbWJ/DJ-khaled-strider.png

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dude holy shit i'm naked in this photo why would you post this

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YOU'LL LIVE, THE WORLD IS STILL SPINNING.

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BABY WAS BORN WITH SHADES, HOLY SHIT.

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NO DAVE DUMBASS JUST SLAPPED IT ON HIM AS SOON AS HE CAME OUT.

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i was born straight from the pussy idk what she means #suggestive

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???????????????????????????????????????????

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idk i just think he looks more like karkat https://i.postimg.cc/k51pzkcp/img-2657.png

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YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBASS.

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that baby looks exactly like you

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i don't see it i think karkat cheated on me tbh

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that baby has your fucking hair

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idk i think i did it better

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thats your baby lil bro

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why he look like karkat tho

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he looks nothing like karkat that baby is cloned

i promise you he gave birth to him he looks just like him

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THIS ON MY WRIGGLING DAY, FUCK OFF DUDE.

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computer make this guy have a fatter ass #suggestive

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BACK THE ACTUAL FUCK UP.

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CAN YOU GUYS HATE @twinAnxieties HE'S MEAN AND HE'S A BULGESUCKER AND I DON'T APPERICATE THAT ALL HE DOES IS SHIT ON HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY AND DISSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME, FOR THE RECORD WHEN HE DISSES ME IT'S NOT TRUE SO HE LOOKS LIKE A JACKASS TRYING BUT ACTUALLY WE NEED TO TELL THIS GUY HE STINK'S OF LITERAL POO. #suggestive

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miind you ii have a whole a22 fuckiing famiily two take care of 2o ii'm defiiniitely doiing better than you. a22hole.

WAIT, THIS ISN'T A SERIOUS FIGHT RIGHT?

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ii hope not. are we okay?

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ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?

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obviiou2ly, ii love you, dude.

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THANK FUCK, I'M SORRY. HAVE A GOODNIGHT SOLLUX (:B

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ii'm 2orry twoo, niight karkat. 2weet dream2 dude. <b)

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HOLY SHIT ONE OF YOUR EYES FELT OFF.

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2hut the fuck up.

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I LOVE YOU, GOODNIGHT.

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Its time to lay dowwn relax and havve sex ... yeah thats right #nsfw

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CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF, THANK YOU. JEGUS FUCK.

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jealou2 biitch. hehehehe.

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I'M NOT JEALOUS, I GET POUND EVERY FUCKING NIGHT DUMBFUCKER, THAT'S RIGHT. FUCK YOU. AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS. #suggestive

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then why don't you get two that? you'd be a lot better two lii2ten two wiith 2omeone'2 bulge 2tuffed iin your throat. #n2fw

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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT, FREAK. ACTUALLY OBSESS.

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