

Karkat Strider-Vantas
@carcinoGender
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL?
MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE, THAT THIS FUCKASS CAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, I NAMED HIM KITTY BUT DAVE THINKS ITS STUPID WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE I THINK DAVE IS STUPID, SHOULD I RENAME HIM OR KEEP IT AS KITTY. https://i.postimg.cc/136xkZrw/KITTY.jpg
I BLAME DAVE (@turntechGiggleshit) FOR FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BABIES, AND HOW ITS KINDA MADE.
BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME AND HE INSIST THAT IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM? FUCK DAVE STRIDER, OR SHOULD I SAY DAVE ELIZABETH STRIDER. THAT DAMN PUNK. https://i.postimg.cc/P5thkbWJ/DJ-khaled-strider.png
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, NOW SAY IT BACK.
CAN YOU GUYS HATE @twinAnxieties HE'S MEAN AND HE'S A BULGESUCKER AND I DON'T APPERICATE THAT ALL HE DOES IS SHIT ON HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY AND DISSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME, FOR THE RECORD WHEN HE DISSES ME IT'S NOT TRUE SO HE LOOKS LIKE A JACKASS TRYING BUT ACTUALLY WE NEED TO TELL THIS GUY HE STINK'S OF LITERAL POO. #suggestive
NEVER GIVE UP NA NA NA, I WON'T GIVE UP NA NA NA LET ME LOVE YOU LET ME LOVE YOU AA EE OO O AA EE O O O AA EEOOOAAOAOO
YOU KNOW WHAT, ELSA ISN'T A DISNEY PRINCESS. YEAH I FUCKING SAID IT. SHE'S NOT A DISNEY PRINCESS ONLY ANNA IS, BECAUSE IF YOU WATCHED THE FUCKING MOVIE SHE WAS STATED TO BE QUEEN *REMINDER* SHE'S A QUEEN NOT A PRINCESS SO IF YOU EVER GO "OH YEAH MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS IS ELSA FROM FROZEN" NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT BECAUSE REMINDER ALERT JACKASS SHE'S A QUEEN SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK FROZEN AND FUCK EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW STUPID PEOPLE CAN BE TO SAY ELSA IS A PRINCESS, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
YOU KNOW, THE MOVIE INSIDE OUT WAS ONLY GOOD WHEN THERE WAS ONE MOVIE BECAUSE WHO IN THE FUCK HAS ANXIETY AS AN EMOTION, FUCKING NO ONE. ANXIETY JUST HAPPENS NATRUALLY AND THE FRENCH FUCKER? YEAH NO. WHO THE FUCK IS PEEPEE WHAT THE FUCKING BITCH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS WHATEVER IT ALREADY HAPPEN I DON'T CARE ITS JUST IT COULD OF BEEN BETTER IF THE FIRST MOVIE WAS THE ONLY ONE OUT, INSIDE OUT 2 IS JUST A FUCKING HAZARD. GOG.
THIS IS MY SON, THE FUCKER LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME BUT ITS OKAY. HES STILL CUTE, RIGHT? https://i.postimg.cc/Pxm5Wwv9/DJ.png
HEY GUYS, NOT REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT BUT, MY SON NAME IS... DAVE JUNIOR KHALED STRIDER, INCASE YOU THINK "HEY DUMBASS WHY'D YOU NAME YOUR SON THAT?" DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME. I DIDN'T NAME THAT DAMN GRUB, DAVE DID. I CAN'T DO THIS.
FUCK WHOEVER THINKS I COULDN'T LIFT, I JUST LIFT 50 POUND OF CAT FOOD, HOW ABOUT FUCKING THAT.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING SAY, SO I GUESS ALL I CAN REALLY DO IS. SAY. HI. SAY HI BACK. DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE COLD.



















