Karkat Strider-Vantas

MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE, THAT THIS FUCKASS CAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, I NAMED HIM KITTY BUT DAVE THINKS ITS STUPID WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE I THINK DAVE IS STUPID, SHOULD I RENAME HIM OR KEEP IT AS KITTY. https://i.postimg.cc/136xkZrw/KITTY.jpg

Kult: +75

Kull: +55

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.36

kitty is just such an uncreative name like you might as well have named him shadow or night or something lame

Kull: +5

Total: 5

ID LIKE TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEA'S.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

ice tea

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF.

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

wait wait check this one out emeownem

Kull: +5

Total: 5

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

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Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

H3 1S K1TTY SH4P3D SO K1TTY W1LL B3 H1S N4M3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

I'M GLAD WE THINK ALIKE.

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

you're fat shaped do we call you cow

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

1 H4V3 B33N C4LL3D M4NY N4M3S B3FOR3 4ND YOU M4Y C3RT41NLY C4LL M3 4 COW

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

damn she owns it, good for her

16 hours ago

HONK.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I BLAME DAVE (@turntechGiggleshit) FOR FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BABIES, AND HOW ITS KINDA MADE.

@turntechGiggleshit

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

why because i posted our adorable son so you hate dj

SHUT UP.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

wow you hate our baby

BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME AND HE INSIST THAT IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM? FUCK DAVE STRIDER, OR SHOULD I SAY DAVE ELIZABETH STRIDER. THAT DAMN PUNK. https://i.postimg.cc/P5thkbWJ/DJ-khaled-strider.png

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

dude holy shit i'm naked in this photo why would you post this

Kull: +5

Total: 5

YOU'LL LIVE, THE WORLD IS STILL SPINNING.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

at least the world gets to see more dj now

Kult: +5

Total: 5

KAR VANTAS. \:B

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

transgender

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

BABY WAS BORN WITH SHADES, HOLY SHIT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinologyGenarch[CG]

he's just the coolest baby ever idk what to tell you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinologyGenarch[CG]

NO DAVE DUMBASS JUST SLAPPED IT ON HIM AS SOON AS HE CAME OUT.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

i would never slap a baby

Kull: +5

Total: 5

HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, NOW SAY IT BACK.

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Glave Valkyrie

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Bravest Warrior

a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite

@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Happy wriggling day t⚣ y⚣u ^-^

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i already did but happy wriggling day ily

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gamzee Makara

@terminallyClownish[TC]

hApPy wRiGgLiNg dAy mY KaRbAbE HaHaHaAaA

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CAN YOU GUYS HATE @twinAnxieties HE'S MEAN AND HE'S A BULGESUCKER AND I DON'T APPERICATE THAT ALL HE DOES IS SHIT ON HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY AND DISSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME, FOR THE RECORD WHEN HE DISSES ME IT'S NOT TRUE SO HE LOOKS LIKE A JACKASS TRYING BUT ACTUALLY WE NEED TO TELL THIS GUY HE STINK'S OF LITERAL POO. #suggestive

@twinAnxieties

#suggestive

Kult: +72

Kull: +82

Total: 154

Ratio: 0.88

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

miind you ii have a whole a22 fuckiing famiily two take care of 2o ii'm defiiniitely doiing better than you. a22hole.

↩ @twinAnxieties[TA]

WAIT, THIS ISN'T A SERIOUS FIGHT RIGHT?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

ii hope not. are we okay?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAnxieties[TA]

ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

obviiou2ly, ii love you, dude.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAnxieties[TA]

THANK FUCK, I'M SORRY. HAVE A GOODNIGHT SOLLUX (:B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

ii'm 2orry twoo, niight karkat. 2weet dream2 dude. <b)

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @twinAnxieties[TA]

HOLY SHIT ONE OF YOUR EYES FELT OFF.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGender[CG]

2hut the fuck up.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @twinAnxieties[TA]

I LOVE YOU, GOODNIGHT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

NEVER GIVE UP NA NA NA, I WON'T GIVE UP NA NA NA LET ME LOVE YOU LET ME LOVE YOU AA EE OO O AA EE O O O AA EEOOOAAOAOO

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

oo ee a ah oo e aa a eee a ooh

YOU KNOW WHAT, ELSA ISN'T A DISNEY PRINCESS. YEAH I FUCKING SAID IT. SHE'S NOT A DISNEY PRINCESS ONLY ANNA IS, BECAUSE IF YOU WATCHED THE FUCKING MOVIE SHE WAS STATED TO BE QUEEN *REMINDER* SHE'S A QUEEN NOT A PRINCESS SO IF YOU EVER GO "OH YEAH MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS IS ELSA FROM FROZEN" NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT BECAUSE REMINDER ALERT JACKASS SHE'S A QUEEN SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK FROZEN AND FUCK EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW STUPID PEOPLE CAN BE TO SAY ELSA IS A PRINCESS, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

Kult: +127

Kull: +115

Total: 242

Ratio: 1.10

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)