I’M THINKING OF GENRE EXPANDING. MAYBE TO HORROR. GIVE ME SOME ACTUAL GOOD RECOMMENDATIONS, PREFERABLY ONES THAT WILL SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF DAVE.
I DON’T THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO ROPE HIM INTO WATCHING IT, IS THE THING. TOO ON THE NOSE.
No, I just thought it'd be funny.
sorry i like good horror films? i dont know how much youve explored!
JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR TWO SECONDS. YOU’RE SAYING TO ME, FROM ONE ALIEN TO ANOTHER ALIEN, TO WATCH ALIEN. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST WATCH YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE TRYING TO GET TO YOUR SPONGE.
i just watched jennifer’s body but it’s not that scary. it follows isn’t my favorite, but it’s decently haunting. the autopsy of jane doe is good. can’t go wrong with the fly. i’d say annihilation is also pretty good. good luck with whatever you pick.
the movie alien is about a predatory highly adaptive killer species set loose on an isolated spaceship full of potential victims. it is thrilling in its quiet anc incredibly gripping narratively.
AT THE RISK OF POTENTIALLY INSTIGATING YET *ANOTHER* TIMELINE-SPANNING KARKAT FLAME WAR, I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. HERE ARE MY RECOMMENDATIONS. VIDEODROME. A HELLISH GOREFEST FROM THE MIND OF TROLL CRONENBERG CHOCK-FULL OF GROTESQUE, DIGESTION SAC-INVERTING BODY HORROR AND VILE COMMENTARY ON THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN MIND AND MEDIA. THIS MOVIE IS PURE, PSYCHIC SINE-WAVE VOMIT SPILLING FROM EVERY SPASMING ORIFICE. VIVARIUM. A CHARMING, DOMESTIC SLICE-OF-LIFE. IF YOU'RE AN EXISTENTIALLY SADISTIC BULGE-PERFORATOR WHO LIKES PULLING THE WINGS OFF OF GRUBS AND WANTS TO WATCH A YOUNG COUPLE'S THINKPANS SNAP IN HALF AND GET GROUND UP INTO MULCH OVER THE COURSE OF A FEATURE-LENGTH RUNTIME. THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE FOR A DATE NIGHT WITH SOMEONE YOU'RE ALREADY WELL-ACQUAINTED WITH. I CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM, BY THE END. THE LIGHTHOUSE. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BOYS' SLEEPOVER MOVIE. FULL STOP. I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT I'VE LISTED THESE IN ORDER OF MOST TO LEAST SHIT-YOUR-PANTS SCARINESS. HOPE THIS HELPS.
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO BRINGS SOME ACTUAL RECS WORTH A SHIT AND A HALF TO MY DESK. AND HE’S ANOTHER ME, WOULDN’T YOU WONDER? READ AND LEARN, EVERYONE ELSE.