Dave Strider: "gonna make coffee with aj as a treat" | chittr

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

gonna make coffee with aj as a treat

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i cant tell if this is good or bad

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i think i broke my coffee machine

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WAS IT NASTY? WAIT, LET ME ANSWER: YEAH, FUCKING DUH.

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

it clogged my coffee machine

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OF COURSE IT WOULD HAVE YOU IDIOT! IT’S FULL OF SUGAR.

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

yeah but i thought itd work maybe ill try it with instant next time

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

DID IT AT LEAST TASTE GOOD OR WAS IT AN AFFRONT TO YOUR GOD?

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

it was delicious and im gonna try it with instant and apple juice and apple flavoured energy drink next

Kult: +5

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OKAY NOW YOU’RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME, BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE *THAT* DISGUSTING. THIS ISN’T HAPPENING, FUTURE KARKAT IS GONNA MAKE SURE NOTHING APPLE-COFFEE-FLAVORED GOES DOWN YOUR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE. NO FUCKING WAY.

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

whats the matter with my choice in drink itll be awesome ill unlock a higher state of being with appley goodness and caffeine