OKAY IN RETROSPECT ARGUING WITH MYSELF ON THE CHITTR TIMELINE IS REALLY FUCKING EMBARRASSING. THANK GOD THAT WAS RELEGATED TO A THREAD.
YEAH, YEAH- IF NOTHING ELSE KARKAT WILL ALWAYS BE BLUSTERING THROUGH ANOTHER TIRADE RIGHT? I'M GLAD MY LACK OF GROWTH IS A CONSTANT COMPANION TO OUR EXISTENCE.
UGH- NO! I'M JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE, ITS FINE. BEING AN ORNERY BASTARD IS KIND OF MY THING, REMEMBER?
AT THE RISK OF RELITIGATING YOUR LAST QUASI-PUBLIC SHITFIT, THIS IS *ONE* ALTERNATE KARKAT WHO IS THANKING YOU FOR NOT *LITTERING* ALL OVER THE HIVE YOU HAVE HIVEMATES IN. A CLOSED TEMPORAL KARKAT LOOP IS AN ENVIRONMENTALLY RESPONSIBLE KARKAT LOOP.
B33 < yeah but its b33n a minute since i had to parse out the real grievance furom the grousing
OH GET YOUR CONDESCENDING ASS OUT OF HERE! I'M NOT TAKING THIS SHIT FROM A GUY WHO'S ENOUGH OF AN EGOMANIAC TO GO STAR ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
9.8 SWEEPS. RIGHT. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, FUTURE KARKAT. PATIENCE IS A SPINY, POISONOUS PRICKLESTALK OF A MAGGOTFUCK AGONIZING VIRTUE. LISTEN HERE, *PAST* KARKAT. IN MY INFINITE MAGNANIMITY, I'M GOING TO SPARE YOU THE OVERSTIMULATIVE *JOLT* TO YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AND REFER YOU TO BACK TO THE IMPROMPTU VIDEO ESSAY I ALREADY GAVE ON THE JUSTIFICATION FOR MY PARTICIPATION IN THIS ORNERY HIVE OF HUMMING BUGWINGED AUTOEROTICISTS. WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY READ THROUGH, IF YOU KNOW THIS, SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO PRETEND LIKE YOU "DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT." I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THRILLED TO HEAR ME SAY IT, NO MATTER WHAT I DO. SO I'LL GO OUT ON A FROND, HERE. I'LL WILLINGLY BE THE FIRST TO PUT HIS CAEGARS WHERE HIS SWALLOWGASH IS AND *ACT* LIKE A FUTURE VERSION OF ME SHOULD. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU, PERSONALLY. IN FACT, YOU'RE AMONG THE FEW KARKATS I'VE SEEN WHO DON'T ELICIT A FULL-BODY CRINGE SPASM AT THE MERE SIGHT OF THEM. FUCK IT, I'LL SAY IT IN PUBLIC. *RESPECT.* AND BELIEVE ME, KARKAT. YOU FULFILL A NECESSARY ECOLOGICAL NICHE IN THE BOG-STAGNANT BIOME MADE UP OF EVERY CONCEIVABLE ITERATION OF THE SAME MOUTHY, OVERZEALOUS SHIT-FOR-SPONGE WHO EVER SPLINTERED THROUGH PARADOX SPACE. YOU ARE A PAST KARKAT. AND THE WORST, MOST ABSOLUTELY HIVESHIT STUBGNAWING *DERANGED* PAST KARKAT WILL MAKE FOR THE MOST UNFATHOMABLE FUTURE KARKATS OF THEM ALL. YOU ARE THE BEGINNING OF THE OUROBOROS. SO THANKS. AND KEEP IT UP. YOU DUMB, PETULANT FUCKASS.
DON'T POINT OUT MY AGE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF FUCKING POINT YOU'RE MAKING, YOU BULGE-CHAFING, BLOOD-BROILING, IGNORANT PEST! NO, I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH YOUR ENTIRELY TOO LONG VIDEO DOCUMENTARY DEFENDING YOUR STANCE LIKE THE WHITE KNIGHT OF NONSENSE YOU FUCKING ARE- I SKIMMED IT, WHICH IS THE HONORABLE THING TO DO. THAT BEING SAID, YOU DEFINITELY ARE THE ONLY OTHER ME ON HERE I HAVE EVEN A GRUDGING RESPECT FOR. TAKE MY CRUMBS AND BE GRATEFUL, PEON.