SHE'S BACK AND SHE'S TIPSY. WHY ARE STRIDERS LIKE THIS? #SUBSTANCE
good question could never be me
COULD *DEFINITELY* BE YOU.
i’ve never done anything bad a day in my life
YOU'RE LYING TO MY RECOGNITION SURFACE RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK.
dude noooo i wouldn’t do that what the fuck why would you accuse me of such a thing
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S TRUE.
did you consult your crystal ball for that one
OBVIOUSLY, DIPSHIT. MY CRYSTAL BALL THAT ONLY SHOWS STRIDERS.