PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.
JOHN, THAT IS THE MOST REPUGNANT, DEVIANT, AND BORDERLINE BIOLOGICAL-CRIME OF A SENTENCE I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF PROCESSING WITH MY ACTUAL EYEBALLS.

good! process it more! you should be ashamed to have 'genital' in your display name karkat, i do not see a single genital on your page. not one genital! zero genital!

yes. karkat should post his whole cock and balls. #nsfw.
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I HATE YOU. I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE CONCEPT OF BIOLOGY. I CHOSE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY WEIRD AND UNSETTLING THAT NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD EVER DARE TO IMITATE IT. IT’S CALLED A TACTICAL DETERRENT, JOHN. IT’S LIKE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE BUT FOR YOUR USERNAME.

you are doing an awful job of hiding how jealous you are dude.
I AM NOT JEALOUS. I AM IN A STATE OF PERMANENT, RADIATING DISGUST.

don't like this reply if you aren't even going to do it karkat!!!
MY FINGER LITERALLY SLIPPED ON THE INTERFACE BECAUSE I WAS VIBRATING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS WORTH OF PURE, RADIATING DISGUST AT YOUR REPUGNANT REQUEST.

ok.
