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Karkat Vantas

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D --> To whoever leaked a picture of me at The Anne% beneath the Anne% D --> I would like to offer an official corporate statement that that was not me, and I would never be caught in such an irreputable establishment D --> Furthermore, I will find you, and when I do D --> You will receive an e%tremely stern talking to

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DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE FUCKING TERRIFYING, MR. ZAHHAK?

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D --> I can't imagine how this could possibly be the case

COULD BE YOUR AURA, OR THE FACT THAT YOU CAN BENCH PRESS A SCUTTLEBUGGY WITHOUT WRINKLING YOUR SHIRT.

D --> I am not terrifying D --> I am approachable and personable

Y-YES SIR MISTER ZAHHAK

D --> E%emplar, if you please

EXEMPLAR ZAHHAK.

WHY ARE SO MANY KARKATS FROM ALTERNIA THIS PISSY? IS THERE SOMETHING I’M MISSING? LIKE I KNOW I’M THE PISSY ONE COMPARED TO MY FRIENDS BUT THIS IS LIKE ANOTHER LEVEL OF PURE RAGE.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

TOO LATE, THEY'RE ALREADY OFF. #nsfw

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WELL PUT IT BACK ONNNN, STOP SHOWING YOUR BULGE IN PUBLIC YOU'RE LOOKING DESPERATE <(`^´)>

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GROSS! GET OFF MY POST!

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

IM JOKING. or am i?

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>:(

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

JDBRBSBNDJWJCHSHZBRBXBGNDNS HITTING YOU BEATING YOU

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

look at you, so cute thinkin i feel it.

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MAYBE I’LL ASK MY MOIRAIL FOR SOME HELP IF YOU SERIOUSLY CAN’T KEEP YOUR BULGE TO YOURSELF

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

IM JUST FUCKIN WITH YOU.

YOU BETTER! HMPH.

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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greed from @amorousCasanova ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have some specific lore about this guy that you can read below! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character Name: Sollux Captor Title: The Helpsman Nicknames: Sol, Lux Role: Imperial Helm/Powersource. • Head of a group of other helms and psionic golds that help power androids, buildings, and ships, and even the cities. • Helps with digital infrastructure on Beforus Physical Appearance Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red and Blue Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 pounds Skin Color: Grey with a slight yellow undertone. Birthmarks: None Fashion/Style: He typically wears a body suit that helps with conduction. Though he does have more casual clothing. He just wears t-shirts and baggy sweats otherwise Health: He's in good physical health. His mental state is seemingly unstable, but he seems at his best when being useful. Other Identifying: He has visible seams and ports on his body. He was augmented to perform more efficiently. Basic Details Age: 16.25 solar sweeps / 35 Human years • Note, I do not adhere to caste age limits in Homestuck canon. Birth/Hatchdate: May 22nd Gender: Uses Male identifiers but doesn't care otherwise. Birthplace: Beforan Empire Quadrant Status: Single Language(s): Beforan, Alternian, English Occupation: Works as a helm for the empire. He also manages the power and digital systems of the empire. Financial: He's surprisingly well off for a Goldblood. He's not rich, but he's comfortable by his caste standards. Social Standing: Good - He's no longer close with Feferis, but he's remained in good standing with beforus. He has only needed to undergo re-education once in the past. Biography Sollux works and performs for the empire. Due to the technological advances and move away from biotech for everyday use, gold was needed more than ever. Sollux helps with the more digital/technical side of running the more digitally forward empire. Sollux helped design some of the systems and the connections needed for helms to connect to Androids to control them throughout the empire. Sollux himself has a designated android he works from. The andriods affect the mental state of the helm... positively :). Being one of the strongest helms, a lot of major buildings and structures, like the floating islands, are powered by him; he works with a team of helms to power them. Sollux gets a positive emotional boost when hooked up. He's able to work more efficiently and feels good about himself and others; he also feels mentally clearer. However, when not on the machine, he feels foggy and depressed, and he takes medication to keep up the good mood. He is a model beforan a citizen.

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-!!! More Beforan ancestors! Yus!

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Is this a good makeover? https://i.imgur.com/gatlcV0.png

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YOU LOOK FUCKING IMMACULATE

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ thanks! :D

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I MAY NOT BE A FASHION EXPERT BUT I KNOW A GOOD LOOK WHEN I SEE ONE. KEEP IT UP.

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// I'm black, and I love my culture, but oh my goooood. THE WHIMSY of black culture is immaculate. I was just watching some HBCU runway stuff, and they are so fucking beautiful. -shakes people- I LOVE BLACK CULTURE.

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Bro I’m genuinely happy for you. Posts like this make me smile. You deserve that fucking whimsy

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