♠ hated by @cartilaginousAquarius
if a seadweller sat on a sofa. would they do it like this. or like this.
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT MY TIMELINE'S ERIDAN'S FIRST POST WAS A FUCKING "THERE ARE MANY BENEFITS TO BEING A MARINE BIOLOGIST" JOKE. FUCKING DWEEB ALERT. HOLY SHIT.
THERE'S NO HELPING @cartilaginousAquarius HE'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKED FOREVER. THE SMARTEST GUY YOU KNOW IS ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY THE MOST BONEHEADED DUNDERFUCK YOU *HAVE* EVER MET, AND *WILL* EVER MEET. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH COLORFUL VERBIAGE TO ACCURATELY SUM UP WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DOOR HANDLE HE IS. IT WOULD BE SAD IF IT WASN'T ALSO THE FUNNIEST SHIT TO ME. I'M FEELING THE TICKLING LICKS OF SCHADENFREUDE GRACING MY WHEEZING BREATHSACKS AS I COUGH OUT THE MOST WRETCHED, DRY CHUCKLES AND CHORTLES I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF UTTERING. IT'S LIKE MY LONG-DEAD SENSE OF HUMOR WAS RIPPED OUT OF ITS GRAVE AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE IN THE MOST UNHOLY MANNER. THIS MADE MY NIGHT. I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING COULD MAKE ME SMILE, BUT ERIDAN, MY METAPHORICAL HAT'S OFF TO YOU. YOU DID IT.
IT’S A TRAGIC EXISTENCE HE LEADS. ALLERGIC TO KINDNESS AND GENUINE GOODWILL.
oh hi! i didnt see you there!
thats so sad... i hope he gets well soon
DON’T MIND HIM. HE’S AFRAID OF KINDNESS. IT MAKES HIS DELICATE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM ACT UP.