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@cartilaginousAquarius
eridan ampora he/him marine biologist and conservvationist earth-z
wwish people wwould stop bein shocked i do conservvation wwork noww it aint evven a big deal
HI ERIDAN
N-o-o-, I just g-o-o-t excited ab-o-o-ut y-o-o-ur seah-o-o-rse pr-o-o-file picture
VWhat in the bloody dickens is that lad.
what do you think of sea bunnies and jellyfish
essentially the exact opposite thing that you do like i said its a different wworld i livve in right noww
human cowworker is at it again just pryin into seadwwellers and shit as if it aint common knowwledge that wwe havve seborrheic tendencies since yknoww its far more necessary for us to retain wwater in our skin than landwwellin creatures so yeah fuck wwhatevver wwe got a bit of an oily sheen to us but it aint a hygiene thing okay its biological it aint like wwe wwere evvolutionarily designed to havve pretty skin outta the ocean after all fuckin shit
the skincare routine im forced to do as a surface wwalkin seadwweller wwould make you wweep i wwould lovve to be able to get awway wwith not wwashin my face trust me on that
Fuckin landlubbers don't understand it.
sometimes i feel like theyre bein intentionally obtuse but that wwould grantin em a clarity a purpose that i feel is beyond their dowwnright primitivve cognitivve capabilities
I'd say ignore em lad, those beached scallyvwags don't deservwe our energy nor time, us loyal sea dvwellers havwe better things to do such as plunder and cull.
unfortunately old man i livve in a far different wworld than you right noww vvictor of a game a wwhich i noww get the reap the rewwards despite not bein a main player i earned my peace and so did the rest a these idiots but im devvoted to study wwhich is respectable in its owwn right unlike the cretins wwho decided theyre goin to wwaste their time wwith frivvolities i actually find wwork to be its owwn rewward
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT MY TIMELINE'S ERIDAN'S FIRST POST WAS A FUCKING "THERE ARE MANY BENEFITS TO BEING A MARINE BIOLOGIST" JOKE. FUCKING DWEEB ALERT. HOLY SHIT.
evvery single day i learn a neww wway to get pissed off
whole house mad
THERE'S NO HELPING @cartilaginousAquarius HE'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKED FOREVER. THE SMARTEST GUY YOU KNOW IS ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY THE MOST BONEHEADED DUNDERFUCK YOU *HAVE* EVER MET, AND *WILL* EVER MEET. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH COLORFUL VERBIAGE TO ACCURATELY SUM UP WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DOOR HANDLE HE IS. IT WOULD BE SAD IF IT WASN'T ALSO THE FUNNIEST SHIT TO ME. I'M FEELING THE TICKLING LICKS OF SCHADENFREUDE GRACING MY WHEEZING BREATHSACKS AS I COUGH OUT THE MOST WRETCHED, DRY CHUCKLES AND CHORTLES I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF UTTERING. IT'S LIKE MY LONG-DEAD SENSE OF HUMOR WAS RIPPED OUT OF ITS GRAVE AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE IN THE MOST UNHOLY MANNER. THIS MADE MY NIGHT. I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING COULD MAKE ME SMILE, BUT ERIDAN, MY METAPHORICAL HAT'S OFF TO YOU. YOU DID IT.
my life isnt a comedy sketch you fuckin cretin
dreary wweather today i tend to prefer that though
if you wwant to put it in an ovverly simple and juvvenile manner sure yeah it rain
the rain is nice!! i hope youre having a good day :)
objectivvely quantifyin wwhat evven makes a day good in the first place is a neigh impossible task wwhat evven constitutes “good” such a useless wword utter filler nonsense for nonsense people wwith nothin to talk about besides complete fuckin gobbledygook my day wwas a day like any other wwith its ups and dowwns and all a-fuckin-rounds it wwas “good” just by nature a existin at all because a howw nebulous “good” evven means
it sounds like maybe youre not having a good day i dunno... i can stop by with a snack for you if that helps
i never said you couldnt!!! im just being nice :p but whatever!!! the offer is still open if you change your mind
DON’T MIND HIM. HE’S AFRAID OF KINDNESS. IT MAKES HIS DELICATE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM ACT UP.
thats so sad... i hope he gets well soon
shes askin me about my dietary restrictions wwhat the fuck sorta profile is she creatin on me right noww this is lowwkey disturbin
CONSIDER. SHE MIGHT JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
not that i dont take evvery opportunity i get to talk endlessly about myself but like ivve alwways had more interest in myself than anyone else
kar is houndin me about "actin so anonymous" on a site full a people i should recognize so fine here a singular recognizable image
dont patronize me i aint got all the time in the wworld to play on this silly wwebsite unlike some people