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@cartilaginousAquarius
eridan ampora he/him marine biologist and conservvationist earth-z
anywways rainy wwork day out on the boat is already ovver so i might go out on a pleasure ride instead perks a bein your owwn boss i suppose
bein out at sea evven if for only brief moments brings me a sorta solace typically reservved for wwhen im wworkin late into the night on a particularly grippin project i dont havve much interest in livvin under the wwater at this point in my life but i do enjoy howw much my wwork brings me out here any time spent on a boat is time wwell spent i think
wwish people wwould stop bein shocked i do conservvation wwork noww it aint evven a big deal
N-o-o-, I just g-o-o-t excited ab-o-o-ut y-o-o-ur seah-o-o-rse pr-o-o-file picture
essentially the exact opposite thing that you do like i said its a different wworld i livve in right noww
human cowworker is at it again just pryin into seadwwellers and shit as if it aint common knowwledge that wwe havve seborrheic tendencies since yknoww its far more necessary for us to retain wwater in our skin than landwwellin creatures so yeah fuck wwhatevver wwe got a bit of an oily sheen to us but it aint a hygiene thing okay its biological it aint like wwe wwere evvolutionarily designed to havve pretty skin outta the ocean after all fuckin shit
the skincare routine im forced to do as a surface wwalkin seadwweller wwould make you wweep i wwould lovve to be able to get awway wwith not wwashin my face trust me on that
sometimes i feel like theyre bein intentionally obtuse but that wwould grantin em a clarity a purpose that i feel is beyond their dowwnright primitivve cognitivve capabilities
I'd say ignore em lad, those beached scallyvwags don't deservwe our energy nor time, us loyal sea dvwellers havwe better things to do such as plunder and cull.
unfortunately old man i livve in a far different wworld than you right noww vvictor of a game a wwhich i noww get the reap the rewwards despite not bein a main player i earned my peace and so did the rest a these idiots but im devvoted to study wwhich is respectable in its owwn right unlike the cretins wwho decided theyre goin to wwaste their time wwith frivvolities i actually find wwork to be its owwn rewward
evvery single day i learn a neww wway to get pissed off
human cowworker made a fish pun at me and then got all pale in the face and apologized profusely as if theyd just committed a microaggression against seadwwellin-kind yeah dont wworry it wwas one a the lamest puns id had the displeasure a sittin through but it only offended my senses not my sensibilities
dreary wweather today i tend to prefer that though
it sounds like maybe youre not having a good day i dunno... i can stop by with a snack for you if that helps
i never said you couldnt!!! im just being nice :p but whatever!!! the offer is still open if you change your mind
DON’T MIND HIM. HE’S AFRAID OF KINDNESS. IT MAKES HIS DELICATE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM ACT UP.
IT’S A TRAGIC EXISTENCE HE LEADS. ALLERGIC TO KINDNESS AND GENUINE GOODWILL.
i couldnt imagine living like that i have so much kindness in my heart its really too bad even i was planning on baking some cookies
shes askin me about my dietary restrictions wwhat the fuck sorta profile is she creatin on me right noww this is lowwkey disturbin
CONSIDER. SHE MIGHT JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
not that i dont take evvery opportunity i get to talk endlessly about myself but like ivve alwways had more interest in myself than anyone else
goregle wwhy wwont my cowworker leavve me the fuck alone wwhen im tryin to get shit done
kar is houndin me about "actin so anonymous" on a site full a people i should recognize so fine here a singular recognizable image
dont patronize me i aint got all the time in the wworld to play on this silly wwebsite unlike some people
dont let anyone tell you earth animals arent as emotionally complex as lusii this regular ass triggerfish has been straight beefin wwith me for literally a full swweep
currently stupid-o-clock cause my dumb fuck ass seems to alwways be awwake n cravvin attention at absolutely moronic hours entirely my fault too cause i aint evven look up from my wwork until recent and noww im just wwide awwake n feelin like a huge chump about it fuck my life for real
id be remiss not to start this account off by makin the "there are many benefits to bein a marine biologist" joke these are the benefits btww
