id make a cooler pirate than that guy. my ship vwould be called greased lightning vwith a hot barely dressed troll lady on the side of it and also a crevw thats dressed in leather vwith greased up hair. vwere ruling the sea, vwoah mama. #suggestiwve #wvessel #pirate #coolpirate
thats vwhat im saying, man.
thatd mean our pomps (short of pompadour) vwould get totally ruined, and vwe cant hawve that happening.
vwinning yet again. #vwinning #betterampora
that i can get behind…
vwhenevwer i think vwe cant get more badass, i get provwen vwrong. avwesome.
vwe break the coolness meter.
What a cracking idea. Do you perhaps need a strapping crewmate or second in command that can sail the high seas like no other? Asking for a friend who is me of course.
sure, daddyo. pompadours and leather are mandatory though. can you handle it?
Oh i am ABSOLUTELY bloody sure i can handle it as i can handle just about anything brotato chip. I am your right hand man. Er, right prong, if we are being sensitive to trollkind of course.