WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I'M COMING TO ERIDAN WEEK. IN SPIRIT OR SOMETHING ASININE LIKE THAT, SINCE I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T UP AND TROT NUB IT THE HELL OVER. #ERIDANWEEK
D --> Hm D --> If you will be in attendance then I suppose I will consider e%tending my patronage to the event
HEY, BRO. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO PINKY PROMISE WHEN IT COMES TO ME. I'LL JUST TAKE IT AS FACT. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL *GENUINELY* TRY TO HAVE A DECENT TIME. FOR YOU.
you cannot see it right noww bro but i am making trumpet noises wwith my mouth and my fingers are miming the trumpet keys please come to eridan wweek and come hard!!
all of the royal scientists are calling this mayhaps the most joyous and celebratory thing to evver happen you wwill be the best karkat there dude i can foresee it
YEAH, YOU FUCKING ARE. YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO PUT A WEDGE BETWEEN US FOR NO REASON AT ALL. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? DO YOU THINK I'M FLUSHED FOR HER OR SOMETHING?
D --> I don't think I have the capacity in me to care less about who you are flushed or aren't flushed for Mr. Vantas
IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT SCIENCE HAS AN OPINION ON THIS, THEN IT WOULD BE IMMENSELY FUCKING STUPID FOR ME TO DISAGREE WITH IT. AND YOUR CUTTLELUSUS. THEY'RE USUALLY RIGHT ABOUT THIS KIND OF SHIT TOO. FINE. I WILL BE ABSOLUTELY *PLEASED AS GOD DAMN PUNCH* FOR #ERIDANWEEK, AND I'M COMMITTING TO THAT NOW.
IF THAT'S THE CASE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY DISENTANGLING YOURSELF FROM MY BULGE A LITTLE BIT? IT'S REALLY FUCKING EASY. IN FACT IT'S ACTUALLY *MORE* WORK TO DO THE KIND OF SHEATH-STALKING YOU TO DO TO ME. CRAZY, RIGHT. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JOB OR SOMETHING?