First pøst frøm Ałternian Empire Decørated Øfficiał: Ignøre me sø I may cøłłect sensitive inførmatiøn abøut dissidents and fełłøw empłøyees ałike.
Secønd pøst frøm Ałternian Empire Decørated Øfficiał: tønight at the party my błade was THRØBBING with małice at the passive-aggressive advances øf a guy whø made me spiłł my drink a bit. This cønstitutes as actiøn før me but ałsø it was płatønic yøu rubes døn’t understand.