just found out what a troll nook is. my pr team just collectively stood up from their desks. i can hear them from here. think one of them took my car keys as a precaution. only use that shit for lines anyway. nothings gonna stop me from bagging a baddie. #substance #suggestive #dirkydontlook #daddysgonnagogetsometrussy
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YOU JUST FOUND OUT. LIKE WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOUR WIPE. AND YOU’RE… HOW MANY SWEEPS OLD?
OK, TIME OUT FOR THE IDIOT. I ASSUME IN SOME CAPACITY YOU’VE HAD EXPOSURE IN EVEN SOME MINUSCULE AMOUNT TO TROLL CULTURE. IF YOU HAVEN’T, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU’RE EVEN ON CHITTR, BUT, OKAY. A SWEEP IS A MEASURE OF TIME. LIKE A HUMAN YEAR. THREE ISH YEARS IS ONE SWEEP. SO, I’M 12 SWEEPS OLD. OR 26 HUMAN YEARS ABOUT. SO JUDGING BY YOUR RESPONSE, YOU’RE EASILY… SIX FUCKING SWEEPS OLD.