MAYBE IF YOU EVER WATCHED ACTUAL FUCKING CINEMA LIKE SMASH ALTERNIAN HIT "THE ONE IN WHICH AMANDA SEYFIEND PLAYS THE ROLE OF A MIDBLOOD ABOUT TO ENGAGE WITH THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF YOUNG FLUSHED ROMANCE IN A MUSICAL FOR THE AGES BUT FINDS HERSELF WONDERING ON WHETHER OR NOT SHES MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE. SO BEFORE SHE COMMITS TO THE RELATIONSHIP SHE TRIES TO FIND INFORMATION ON HER ANCESTOR AND FIGURES OUT IT CAN BE ONE OF THREE PEOPLE AND INVITES THE OTHER DESCENDANTS OF THOSE TROLLS TO TRY AND SEE WHICH ONE IS MOST LIKE HER WITHOUT REVEALING WHY THE FUCK THEYRE THERE BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE CRACKED IN THE THINK PAN AND EVENTUALLY HER LYING AND TRIPLE SWITCHEROO COLLUDING RESULTS IN EIGHT DEATHS AND TWELVE ABBARATION MUSICAL NUMBERS AND ALSO MERYYL SCREECH IS THERE" YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHAT REAL JOY AND MEDIA ANALYSIS FEELS LIKE.
wwhere havve you been all my life do you wwanna hang out i mean hey that is cool bro did evveryone wwin or just you showw those fuckin peons wwhat they deservve am i right
ITS INEVITABLE THAT WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. ESPECIALLY THIS. IT REALLY IS THAT FUCKING SERIOUS.
NO BECAUSE IT LITERALLY FUCKING IS THAT SERIOUS.
I'M REALLY NOT SURE HOW WE'D DO THAT. BUT YES, EVERYONE WON. WE ALL REACHED GOD TIER AND GENERALLY KICKED SGRUB'S PATHETIC, WAILING WRIGGLER ASS. WE CLAIMED OUR PRIZE. AS FOR THE PEONS, I CARE LITTLE FOR THEM SO LONG AS THEY STAY THE FUCK IN LINE. ITS NOT LIKE THEY'RE FULLY FORMED PEOPLE LIKE WE ARE ANYWAY. THEY PROVED THAT.
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THE HOPE EMPEROR AND I HAVE A PROFESSIONAL WORKING RELATIONSHIP. WE'RE FRIENDS AS MUCH AS I AM WITH ANY OF THE OTHERS. AND YEAH, WE SEEM TO BE PRETTY ALIGNED ON THE IMPORTANT SHIT. I'D BE HAPPY TO CONTINUE CORRESPONDENCE.
Look at that, a flicker of discernment in this intellectual wasteland. I'd almost dare to call it refreshing, so accustomed as I am to 8eing the sole purveyor of sense in the metaphorical 8lock. 8ut do go on, you have my genuine approval. We can all agree that Amanda Seyfiend and Meryl Screech are a terrific duo. ::::)
the hope emperor are you fuckin glubbin me right noww kar yes hell yes wwe wwill continue much correspondence exchange noble vvalues and ideas of leadership i wwant to knoww all about your planet