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@gratu1tousAnnu1ty you son of a b1tch, there 1sn’t a symbol on the growel jones that could del1ver you from my fury. you have 5 m1nutes after see1ng th1s message to get your affa1rs 1n order and to start runn1ng

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@normalPuppet and/or @crystalLakes1de 1d love to get some po1nters on how to max1m1ze the terror1z1ng aspect by the way

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Other guy's not so chatty. Fill me in on what's going on.

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d1dn't mean to delay, but here's the background. 1 really cant make th1s sh1t up, 1ts just eas1er to see th1s for yourself https://ch1ttr.1ng/prof1le/coronateCruelty/ad760bea-2ae6-46b6-bcbd-c4019874bd56 https://ch1ttr.1ng/prof1le/coronateCruelty/d240b4c6-1fc7-435a-bf5c-a6a40473a08a

Right so, easy set up. After you sedate him and drag him to an abandoned warehouse. Force him to complete dangerous tasks for monopoly money until he gets enough to "buy" the solution to the trap. Ideally the amount to buy the solution is equal to however much the bounty is.

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hmmmm, that could be 1n 1nterest1ng. 1 l1ke the use of money here bc hes supposed to be some k1nd of f1nanc1al adv1sor (bad at h1s job). here's the 1ssue tho, one of us apparently has to d1e for th1s whole th1ng to blow over. 1 could r1g 1t from the start, but thats st1ll someth1ng to cons1der

Now I'll be honest. This Wrothe one? He's the one that's handling your bounty? He won that auction?

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Nothin to worry about. Stiff breeze could knock him over. Hell you're probably safer with him having the bounty than having no bounty at all.

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there was no contest he was the only one who s1gned up

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1 know! 1 l1terally d1dn’t even break a sweat the last t1me 1 beat h1m up 1t’s crazy how downr1ght beyond p1t1ful 1t was. had he NOT s1gned up, the bounty would’ve been vo1ded!! h1s stup1d1ty 1s mak1ng us both do more work than we ever needed to do 1t’s r1d1culous

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