[1t 1s #MA1DMONDAY, and because of a recent wager that you lost, you are requ1red to take up the respect1ve part of your narrat1ve mantel as a MA1D OF L1FE. As d1ctated (or perhaps pred1cted) by the SEER OF DOOM for comparat1vely los1ng at the n1ght's D1SCONNET1ONS GAME, you have to don a MA1D DRESS 1n add1t1on to F1GHT1NG AND K1LL1NG AN OGRE 1n HEELS w1th a MOP. Ton1ght, you are to be known as the DEADMA1D. How the hell d1d you get yourself 1nto th1s mess anyway? You should know better than mak1ng bets aga1nst Llevyn's grow1ng SEER ab1l1t1es. Come on now, you're smarter than that.] [Wonderful art made by @naughtyTechn1c1an]
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WHY D1D YOU TAG HER
..h1
bruh.
1’m go1ng to put a bomb 1n your recuperacoon
I'd make a joke about my jaw falling on the floor but you just mopped.
oh my fuck1ng god, not you too
Hey. I have a thing for maids. I think I get it from my boss.
your boss freaks me out, no offense