CROSS EXAMINATION! How the fuck are you supposed to answer when your moirail asks if you would still love them as a worm because it's apparently NOT HOW I ANSWERED
i assume “yes”?
>>| .answer with honesty. .if you think you would crush .if they were .a worm, .it's still .an .answer. .if you put .under .a glass, still .an .answer. but .after that, strike them with .a question, "what was this question?".
To Ask That Quest|on |mpl|es A Weakness. Mo|ra|ls Are All|es |ntended To El|m|nate Your Weaknesses. You Should've Dueled Them On The Spot.
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! (would the defendant recognize a screenshot of their DMs) (yes) (pemission to approach opposing counsel) (granted) (would your highblood like a courtesy copy) (yes) (permission to approach the bench) (granted) (permission to approach opposing witness) (granted) (without going into the contents of this exhibit what is it) (a screenshot of my DMs with corvoe) (does this appear to be a fair & accurate representation) (yes) (has it been changed or altered in any way) (no) (prosecution moves to enter exhibit #whatever into evidence) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f6257c2f6f1.png
I stand with you! The evidence provided is conclusive that you very obviously gave the correct answer of yes.
OBJECTION! CORVOE CAN SEE IT WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY WRITE "PERJURY" IN MY HEADING
Mostly because I only just now learned what perjury means
POINT OF ORDER! wrigglers aren't allowed on this platform.
OBJECTION! I am NOT a wriggler!!! It cannot even be argued that I am old enough to loop back around to being young, because I'm pretty sure my age has not surpassed max integer limit!