♦ pitied by @cdakkEffect
D1d someone say spr1te sugar? }:^ #substance
(( Hey everyone! Long overdue OOC introduction post for Sedrek here. Content warnings first and foremost, this character will heavily post/discuss #substance, #nsfw, and #nsfwe themes. Sedrek is a fuckboy douchebag, and is explicitly sexual and vulgar with his language, up to and including #nsfw flirting with total strangers. If this bothers you, please feel free to either block me or message me OOC and ask me not to interact with your character in this way, and I will 100% respect your request! No feelings hurt whatsoever if you decide to block. Additional content warning for #substance. Sedrek is both a drug user and drug dealer, and many of his posts will be pertaining directly to substance and narcotics use. If this is a trigger for you or makes you uncomfortable, please block this account, I am completely understanding! )) Your name is SEDREK ZALETH You live in TUFF AS SHIT bachelor pad all by yourself on the coastline, which is ironic, because you aren't really a bachelor. Your lusus, the mighty HARLEQUIN CRABDAD, has been hibernating beneath the ocean a mile off the coast of Thrashthrust Beach since you were just a wriggler, which means that your upbringing largely contained a CONCERNING LACK OF CUSTODIAL OVERSIGHT. It's a miracle that you haven't been culled yet! You are a purpleblooded member of the MIRTHFUL FAITH OF THE CLOWN MESSIAHS, although your understanding of the religion is held in a way that many of your fellow subjugglators would describe as VAGUELY CONFUSED AND DEBATABLY HERETICAL. Much of your understanding of scripture and divine decree is derived from your PAN-MELTING HALLUCINOGENIC TRIPS, often resulting in you getting SO BOOFED IN THE AGGRESSION SPONGE THAT YOU SWEAR YOU CAN HEAR THE MESSIAHS. For example, you have interpreted the passages in the Book of Hilarity wherein it is written "fuck lowbloods" and "the messiahs are found at the highest point of existence" both EXTREMELY LITERALLY. Your primary hustle is the selling of SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF SCHEDULE-I AND SCHEDULE-II NARCOTICS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS AND SERVICES, but your real passion is trying to kickstart a SoundClawed rap career under the pseudonym YUNG JUGG. Your biggest hobby is RECREATIONAL FIGHTING, preferably in someone's lawnring and preferably until you can't feel your face. You are also notably hellishly good at TREKKEN, one of the hottest analogue fighting games on the market. You were once considered one of the best players in your region, but have since stopped attending tournaments after an incident involving an extremely salty goldblood and your NEAR DECAPITATION. Your trolltag is mercurialGeloscopy [CG] and you type (•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOUD AS FUCK IN A WAY THAHAT SHOWS EVERYONE HOW JAZZED YOU ARE TO BE HERE :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae6dfe68d6c9.png
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
I once again find myself to be the subject of a targeted attraction, this time from an even more unexpected source than usual... and once again, I am both disoriented and flattered at the same time. That being said, this may be too much for me to have on my mind at the moment, so I may need to step away from Chittr and focus instead on the mountain of work I have been neglecting the last few nights (in no small part due to another similar happening, and yet another, and yet another after that, though all of these ended up much more amicably than I would have expected). I will be putting my device on silence and attempting to focus on my work. If I am needed, try to have patience.
< squatting on a dumpster with cane in hand outside of Tagora's hive> The tax collector didnt pay his taxes :o)
Uhh theres a concert coming up- :"o T I forgot to mention it earlier
I continue to find myself at a loss for words as the night progresses. The vagueposting and messages and the like were plenty to stun me into silence, but that image¹ may very well be the final straw that places me into arrest of the pusher.² ¹ #semivagueposting ² This is dramatic exaggeration.
#4/13 #ALLCOLORSWEEK REMINDER THAT ALLCOLORSWEEK HAS BEGUN! POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR OR HEMOSPECTRUM! HAPPY 4/13, JOHN! HTTPS://SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX.FBCDN.NET/V/T39.30808-6/487807858_1087924953378067_821179918684503361_N.JPG?STP=DST-JPG_S590X590_TT6&_NC_CAT=104&CCB=1-7&_NC_SID=7B2446&_NC_OHC=NYTKDRQVDZGQ7KNVWHSRULN&_NC_OC=ADO1GULYRC5PPZRM9QMLE54VEMJ--R2FKVEA_VH3FKBS9KFNSSVV84LLB_5CEETJZXY&_NC_ZT=23&_NC_HT=SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX&_NC_GID=BEE2OP9UMTYGPP4PJTXAJG&_NC_SS=7A389&OH=00_AF1RKVSNPTVRP9HFPQZTJBYJMX7HHBF3MYSEHIIJE37KCQ&OE=69E2E63F
"= basically what i'm saying is does anyone have a hive i can chill out at if i'm bored and tired of having to drown in extradense sopor to handle sleeping. it turns out. my post-sgrub universe sitting so close to the terrors and not being very big, is detrimental to the pan :) ="
I've spent the last few days familiarizing myself with mo+dern so+ciety and updating my clo+thing to+ fit the times, a lo+t o+f sewing, so+ I can at least keep my o+wn perso+nal style.
I haven’t taken a full night off work in so long I’m not even sure what to actually do with the free time. I suppose I could always catch up on Pity Island: In Which a Pool of Desirable Contestants (Referred to as “Islanders” for Reasons That Will Soon Become Clear) Live on a Monitored Island (It Became Clear) Whilst Coupling Up With a Prospective Flushed Partner Before the Arrival of the Pail Collecting Drones, Navigating Obstacles and Mini-Games in an Attempt to be Voted as the Winning Couple and Again, You Do Not Want to be Single When the Drones Come.
Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____
