WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW DID THIS IMAGE GET HERE. HOW DID IT EVEN UPLOAD TO MY CHITTR. WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS. WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN RECOGNIZE SOME OF THESE OBSCURE AS FUCK ASSHOLES. THIS IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID, WHOEVER YOU ARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/243182C7886C.PNG #KINONION
FIRST OFF, I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DO NOT. SECOND, THE ONLY *POSSIBLE* CORRELATION *I* COULD SEE FROM MY PERSPECTIVE OF THIS DUMBFUCK CHART BETWEEN ME AND THE CHARACTER IN MENTION WOULD BE SOMETHING RELATING TO A DISORGANIZED, UNLUCKY HIVEWRETCH WHO, BY SHEER RESOURCEFULNESS AND THE WILLINGNESS TO PUT HIMSELF IN INCREASINGLY GROTESQUE SITUATIONS OF MORTAL PERIL, BECOMES SOMETHING OF AN UNFLATTERING HERO TO THE WORKING CASTE AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE, MALIGNANT SYSTEM OF A HOUSE THAT IS DESIGNED TO ALWAYS WIN. BUT THAT'S A STUPID TAKE. AND THIS CHART IS STUPID AND FAKE AND BAD.
D--> I am not familiar with many of these characters however I do believe multiple of them are commonly mocked for their height so perhaps that is the connecting factor. Of course I would never mock you for your own down to soil stature, I have always found the disparity between our relative heights while you are loudly providing me with feedback to provide a very....e%citing disprtity in between our sizes and roles in the conversation.
TROLL ALEXA, PLEASE REMIND ME TO WEAR THE BIGGEST, THICKEST, TALLEST PLATFORMS I CAN POSSIBLY ALCHEMIZE SO THAT I CAN STAND JUST LEVEL ENOUGH WITH THIS DAMP, UNBEARABLE FREAK THAT HE HAS A CHANCE AT BEING EVEN ONE PERCENT MORE NORMAL.
D--> No I was showing support of your height deficiency. Do not listen to your inner demons Karkat, it is perfectly fine to only gain a few inches during your growth spurt after wrigglerhood. For rustb100ds anyway.
THERE IS *NOTHING* DEFICIENT ABOUT MY HEIGHT! YOU'RE THE BULGING FREAK WITH AN OVERABUNDANCE OF HEIGHT. YOU'RE LIKE ONE WALKING, FLEXING, MALIGNANT PILE OF TUMOROUS GROWTH, TOWERING HIGH ENOUGH TO BLOCK THE FUCKING MOONS SO THAT I CAN'T LOOK IN ANY DIRECTION WITHOUT BEING TRAPPED IN THE PENUMBRA OF YOUR FUCK-ALL LUDICROUS BIOMASS. I TAKE UP A RESPECTABLE AMOUNT OF SPACE. FINDING CLOTHES IN MY SIZE IS EASY. FUCK YOU, AND FUCK PLATFORMS. I'LL WEAR MY REGULAR SNEAKERS, JUST TO SPITE YOU.
D--> How... dare you, insulting the physical traits of..which I have the least control....over and therefore have the least ability to control your opinion of..... This would be una%eptable coming from me while I was still on Alternia. And the precision of these insults....calling me nothing more than a bulging flesh mound.....why would you ever think that is....an okay thing....to do. I am very....very happy to hear that....you are back to wearing your sneakers though...perhap4 though if you wish to lay such insults onto me you could....pull me to your level and....say it like you mean it....because you clearly do....
... I CAN'T TELL IF I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR GOING TOO FAR OR SOMETHING, OR JUST WALK AWAY. I'M LEARNING ABOUT YOU ALL THE FUCKING TIME, MAN.
D--> D--> If you are worried about the insult do not be. My skin is far too thick and as you said bulging...massive....and thick to allow such petty insults to harm me. I just wanted to make sure you...meant your insults so I could take more....informmed actions that is all.
YEAH, THAT'S MY CUE TO PACK IT UP AND GO. REMIND ME NEVER TO UPDATE YOU ON THE STATUS OF WHAT SHOES I'M WEARING. EVER.
D--> That is alright. Due to our aforementioned height disparity your shoes are almost always in my peripheral vision. Not that I care about your shoes outside of how much they enhance your height, I just want to make sure you are not e%periencing confidence issues.