Man, the water is ESPECIALLY 8lue tonight! Nice and calm, too. Here's to hoping @carbolicGalvanologist catches something and stops 8itching so hard a8out how much this sucks! His c8rwauling could raise the f8cking dead, ugh. #fishingfriday
D-->I for one believe he is providing vital information to the e%perience with his criticisms, but perhaps you could order him to defer any negative criticism to me as I can translate it to you in a much more constructive manner by removing all the low-b100d language and slang. That way you and Feferi can enjoy the travel without any interruptions and only the occasional loud immersion breaking shout.
I should also report we have ran out of clean towels.