Finally do+ne with my appo+intments at the sho+p... No+w to+ sho+o+ all the emplo+yees o+ut, so+ I can begin setting up fo+r to+night's clients, upstairs. The o+ne nice thing abo+ut having two+ 'new hands' is that I can o+utso+urce so+me o+f the labo+r o+f setting the space up fo+r a demo+nstratio+n class to+ them, and they'll no+t o+nly thank me fo+r the chance to+ serve, they'll also+ pay me extra, in o+rder to+ attend the class as 'demo+ bo+tto+ms'. #nsfw
Well, the po+st is tagged 'No+t Safe Fo+r Wo+rk', so+ I'll let yo+u decide what so+rt o+f class it is.
yes, vwery informativwe and knowvwledgeable answvwer. a fucking chopped off hand is not safe for wvwork, this could be about a fucking sea snake wvwrangling class wvwhere your demo bottoms get bitten and die. and don't be a smart ass again and say "it's a fuckin class", because if you wvwere to say a class wvwhere i teach people howvw to pail, a class wvwhere i teach couples sexual intimacy and a class wvwhere i teach hardcore kinkography in a supervwised envwironment are all vwastly different evwents, nowvw aren't they? fuckin back talking, of all the no-good, no straight answvwer havwin polyps to evwer graze me. i wvwas interested in exhibiting patronage.
Even if yo+u were interested in attending, I'm afraid that the co+urses I o+ffer are fo+r tho+se who+ have already been vetted, their character and behavio+r verified by already existing clients, and checked a seco+nd time by myself, thro+ugh mo+nito+ring their behavio+r at no+n-sexual so+cial events. But if yo+u're that interested in kno+wing what I'll be co+vering, then I'm no+t go+ing to+ deny so+meo+ne info+rmatio+nal framewo+rks so+ that they can do+ their o+wn research o+n their o+wn time. To+night's to+pic is go+ing to+ be abo+ut ho+w to+ engage with pet-play, specifically co+llar and leash training, bo+th in private and o+ut in public, so+ as no+t to+ upset tho+se who+ might no+t co+nsent to+ being part o+f so+me scenario+, but still finding ways to+ enjo+y the high that co+mes fro+m submissio+n and acceptance o+f being yo+ur partners 'pet', as well as ho+lding the leash and taking respo+nsibility and co+ntro+l fro+m yo+ur partner while they lo+se themselves in their service to+ yo+u. ... 'Kinko+graphy' is a very funny way to+ phrase it, tho+ugh, and I will be making a no+te o+f that, because I'm sure I can make so+me rather interesting merchandise to+ sell at the next kinky-craft-fair... Also+, might I suggest that instead o+f getting a chip o+n yo+ur sho+ulder and trying to+ insult so+meo+ne yo+u're interested in learning mo+re abo+ut, yo+u instead try to+ take a jo+ke fo+r what it is, and simply learn to+ have a laugh at yo+urself fro+m time to+ time, befo+re rephrasing the questio+n fo+r clarity? Yo+u'll pro+bably actually have o+thers wishing to+ engage with yo+u mo+re, and if yo+u do+ find o+ut abo+ut so+mething yo+u're interested in attending, they might even extend yo+u an invitatio+n, as a sho+w o+f go+o+d faith, fo+r no+t being an explo+sively temperamental jerk?
i am much too tired to respond to all of this. you'vwe left me a fucking novwel series as a response. i wvwill summarize my points succinctly, alright? good grief. 1.) your class sounds intriguing. i'd attend if givwen the chance. 2.) step off on speaking of my fucking attitude. you knowvw nothing except a twvwo reply interaction and havwe decided to take a snapshot of me and my entire persons, my wvweb of friendships and romance. i havwe livwed, lost and gained in more swvweeps than you havwe freckles on your entire body. i don't havwe a "chip", i just got frustrated. are you so in control of your emotions that you nevwer butcher a social encounter? havwe you drowvwned yourself in enough therapeutic lingo to be the perfect lecturer of all things and of all peoples, nevwermind that you havwe no clue of wvwho or wvwhat i am about. 3.) i havwe, famously, nevwer taken jokes vwery wvwell. sue me.
1- If yo+u were able to+ get to+ Earth C and be vetted pro+perly, then yo+u might well receive an invitatio+n to+ similar wo+rksho+ps and classes in the future. 2- The fact that I o+nly have a few interactio+ns, and they've bo+th been riddled with invectives isn't really helping yo+u fight o+ff the perceptio+n I have just fro+m that, and fro+m seeing that yo+u are so+me versio+n o+f Dualscar, and thus, likely related to+ the Ampo+ra line. 3- Yo+u sho+uld really try. Ho+nestly, getting a sense o+f humo+r is o+ne o+f the mo+st satisfying and freeing feelings o+ut there. And it makes it that much mo+re difficult fo+r o+thers to+ wind yo+u up like a to+p, and make yo+u lo+se yo+ur co+o+l. So+mething, so+mething 'the o+ne who+ remains calm is the o+ne that prevails in times o+f strife'...
i havwe different philosophical beliefs. keep your calmness. i spent an entire life repressing evwery damn feeling, nevwer taking my anger out on anyone. if i wvwant to explode, guess wvwhat? i'm alivwe again, i'm in a wvworld i havwe no idea howvw to navwigate and i don't evwen knowvw wvwho you are. spare me the lectures. on a lighter note, i am able to acutely separate the throat-cutting and salacious from the professional. i am on earth-c. currently. let me knowvw howvw to enter the vwetting process and maybe i wvwill try to join.
Which Earth C are yo+u o+n? Apparently, there's multiple, much in the same way there are multiple timelines that lead to+ its creatio+n.
there are multiple? this is so fucking confusing. this is wvwhy i just stay hivwe all night. the one wvwith the corporate jane crocker. she revwivwed me.
Hmmm... I do+n't kno+w if that helps to+ narro+w it do+wn, exactly... Jane Cro+cker is o+ne o+f the figures that needs to+ survive, in o+rder fo+r Earth C to+ actually be created, so+ mo+st, if no+t all o+f them have her there... But whether she's a 'co+rpo+rate' versio+n o+f herself... I admittedly do+n't kno+w. I do+n't really life 'o+ff the grid', but I'm no+t exactly co+nnected to+ the go+ings o+n o+f o+thers fro+m my part o+f the final gro+up that helped defeat bo+th the Co+ndesce and Lo+rd English.