← @cerbericApostle

absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar

Kult: +67
Kull: +55
Total: 122
Ratio: 1.22

Fire tip, thanks third worst things to happen to orphans

i am an expert at orphaning people.

Still the third worst thing lol

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i havwe alwvways admired the brutality of his honorable tyranny and the lawvw system. come to my privwate messages if you wvwish to speak more on lawvw and order, mercenary. - the orphaner dualscar