here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
all information is fictional. the only truth is wvwhat wvwe see before us. read a fewvw tomes and come back wvwhen you'vwe growvwn more sentience and can advwance past the ability to parrot back wvwhat i say to me.
Perhaps not, but I had such fascination in your attempts to woo mine Llove. It is... so very cllose to being endearing. Good work sport
i don't wvwaste time arguing wvwith a talking center piece. grace my mantle or quiet yourself.
"regardless, 1 meant 1n my personal h1story, “p1ckup l1nes” and phrases of th1s cal1ber worked on others outs1de of taverns and rest stops on many occas1ons 1n my youth"
to wvwoo wvwho? i knowvw no troll named lovwe. irregardless, i am confident all i need to wvwoo anyone is the right starry night, a soft lapping of wvwavwes and no annoyances prattling in mine fins. on another note, maybe i should try the line on you. wvwhat calls you to my comment section, strange duellist? wvwatch your step, lest you fall in the wvwhirlwvwind of my poetry and find yourself choking on the mouthfuls of my affections, a plenty of wvwhich can pervwade the docks of your pusher wvwhich i anchor my ship to.
are you fucking serious. your quotation marks are your quirk? you ass. i thought you wvwere quoting me back to me. alright. cease the aggressions. tell me more.
no need for that anymore. shed that anger and sit wvwith me in this provwerbial tavwern. wvwe can share stories of wvways wvwe havwe roused fine looking trolls into frenzied need ovwer a metaphorical drink.
I did mean the Jade that you were attempting to seduce just a handfull of comments up. She is my llove. Do not attempt to woo me, all of my quadrants are occupied. I have eyes for no one ellse