here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
oh come on, don't be so touchy. i swvwear, you livwing batteries get so upset so easily. howvw wvwas i to knowvw you had a handler? order that handler to make an apologetic face at you, from me, and then man up and tell me of the time this line wvworked for you at a tavwern. i'll share my story in turn. you havwe anything better to do? i doubt it.
"tell that guy 1’m not say1ng sh1t” “no 1 don’t care 1f you’re all cur1ous too” “…ok f1ne maybe later dur1ng your break but 1’m st1ll p1ssed r1ght now"
this is so asinine. keep your stories. come back wvwhen you aren't steamed like a clam.
haha. i'vwe stumped ye. didn't knowvw that i wvwas capable of taking on such grand romantic ambitions, did ya? do not be afraid. let's chat.
I will, ah, discuss it when my llove returns to my respite bllock. You do know I dedicated my entire llifetime killing members of your cast and the empire, correct?
wvwell wvwouldn't you knowvw it. wvwe havwe that in common. i'm past that nowvw. returning to my old wvways and stretching you limb from limb is something i leavwe for the young nowvw.
i don't think so. but i'll take the compliment. i think it's quite gruesome. i think wvwe all bear the scars of wvwhat wvwe did to survwivwe. wvwhat wvwe thought wvwas right. i think i need 24 more coronas. excuse me.