rea2on2 why i'm the wor2t captor. - i'm 6etter than you. - no really. let me tell you why. - 2ucce22ful 6u2ine22man and multimillionaire. - 6uilt my2elf up from 2cratch after leavin9 a timeline that wanted me dead. - mutant 6lood cull 6ait 6ut hi9her on the totem pole than any of you. - helped dethrone an empre22 in another timeline to put a fire6lood on the throne. - my quad2 are full. extra full, even. - my 6oyfriend2 tit2 are each lar9er than my entire head. - i don't have to lonely horny po2t on main. - i don't need to de9rade my2elf for attention. - i'm cooler than you ever will 6e. - i have 2ick a22 technopathy power2. i can find you. you're not 2afe. - i'm al2o a demon. unkilla6le 6a2tard in the domain of horny and i don't even want to fuck you, what 9ive2. - num6er one rea2on why i'm the wor2t: i can have all the2e accompli2hment2 6ut 6ra99in9 a6out them on 2ocial media make2 me no 6etter than the re2t of you. i ju2t wanna pi22 people off. or mildly annoy, at 6e2t.


