cnccon (con noncon con) the long awwaited convvention for wwastrels and vvarlets has been postponed indefinitely seein as the convvention hall has been vvored wwhole by a giantess cantankerously goin outta their wway to celebrate vvore day #cww-cnc #nsfwwe #nsfww
Hhhholy shit, dude. Pics?

Stop spreading misinformation, Eridan.
Dashed all my hopes, and my dreams, and my will to live.

Oh, Dirk... I'm sorry. One thing to know a8out Unchained (his epithet) is that a high num8er of his chitts are doused in hyper8ole and the effort to provide comedic shock factor. He's only teasing.
Just so you know, I'm reduced to the fetal position of my workspace. Tears flowing freely.

If only I had the right words to console you. Imagine I'm offering a friendly pat on your 8ack to demonstr8 sympathy.
Thank you. This will carry me through the following days.
