@cesarianAqueduct — #eridanweek

happy #eridanwweek day fivve the theme today is sabbath saturday miss me wwith all this stressful baggage on my timeline evveryone gets a official day of rest and dont wworry if you hear the sounds of someone vvigorously murderin your lusus wwhile you get a bit of shuteye- thats just the sound of your squirrel or dragonmom relaxin extra hard permanently forevver #eridansdiary

im sure evveryone wwas wwonderin "wwheres the hero eridan to savve us from our sugary misfortune on #eridanwweek fish fry night" wwell fuck you if you think i didnt havve better to do than attend a thinly vveiled candy coated powwwwoww orgyfest also maybe forgot to invvite myself oh wwell shit happens i dodged a bullet

wwho the fuck decided it wwas fishin fry day #eridanwweek hold on i just speared some losers biclopsdad lemme snap a pic

#eridanwweek day fivve freak fivve day

in keepin wwith the freaky theme a today on #eridanwweek sigh are there any effervvescent mean spirited sexy loww to highblood vvixens wwhore particularly dexterous wwith their toes somewwhat im askin for a close confidant #nsfww #eridansdiary

im callin it noww #eridanwweek day fivve is freaky fuckin friday so PLEASE dont sigh heavvily and touch your head to any wwalls nearby

this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought

jungle boy wwins at #eridanwweek royal rumble day four much to evveryones chagrin but hey wwin some lose some

#eridanwweek day four has surprisingly gone dowwn wwithout a hitch an no ones gettin assassinated wwhatsoevver

my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds

stop bein horny durin #eridanwweek there simply aint enough a me to go around #nsfww

its amazin wwhere one finds their muse i wwas haulin out a bunch of scumblood orphans (fully adults) into the deep desert to summarily execute em through dehydration AND WWHAM inspiration struck like lightnin wwhy wwaste these “people” on the desert wwhen i could open my owwn impromptu SHOOTIN GALLERY at #eridanwweek day four find it behind the booth i may need a hand restrainin these freaks they REALLY dont like gettin shot

yeah so anywways i got relegated to fuckin chopped livver status at the festivval today at #eridanwweek wwont stop me from sellin these soldogs at a discount rate get em wwhile theyre cold

congrats eridan for savvin us from another disaster at #eridanwweek naturally the threat wwas comin from inside the hivve it wwas me i wwas the threat and that asshole shot me if someones lookin to lick my wwounds for me tomboys only hmu

if youre comin to #eridanwweek dont forget to bring your tithe money dont groww on trees here

someones plottin to assassinate troll pitbull at #eridanwweek

if you aint at #eridanwweek day three youre losin out im out here turnin captors into pickles its pickle sol

#eridanwweek day three is in full swwing here at the festivval the line around the bbq booth is out of the park come and get your complimentary soldogs and solburgers

bad newws insurgents took ovver the bloody bbq stand again at #eridanwweek the gap jane left has created a powwer vvacuum like literally i think theres a wwormhole openin up out here

#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes

by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad

#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww

the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww

eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK

the ONLY wway to savve eridan and bruno mars is to submit to one a my signature sad handies #eridanwweek #mayicome #nsfww

terror at #eridanwweek eridans sad handy booth jacked by insurgents and troll bruno mars no wwhere to be seen #nsfww

ok wwhos the asshole wwho exploded the giftshop at #eridanwweek

look if you missed out you missed out but eridans sad handy booth is noww closed after satisfying six or sevven clients at #eridanwweek #nsfww

pink eye outbreak on the merry go round at #eridanwweek

maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway

AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww

im not positivve but ivve got a inkling that the necromancer brrapp zooppp might somehoww be behind troll bruno mars resurrection at #eridanwweek

shock and awwe erupt amongst the crowwd at day twwo of #eridanwweek as some sod makes a attempt on my life at eridans bbq booth and is quickly dispatched by my harem of girlbosses

happy wwhatevver holiday coincides wwith day twwo of #eridanwweek dm me for a free token of appreciation (its anthrax)

todays #eridanwweek sponsor is brought to you by betty crockers neww grub infused browwnie mix yum get it wwhile theyre in limited stock dowwn at eridans bbq booth and wwhile youre at it buy some ice cold grubdogs

wwell folks there wwere ups there wwere dowwns but i can thankfully conclude the homeless eridan chapter as ivve crashed the tatters of my airship into the spot my original hivve once sat before a temporal rift yanked it to oblivvion unknowwn and its only day twwo of #eridanwweek

theres some slanderous accusations bein tossed around about #eridanwweek and the kerfuffle invvolvvin troll celine dion wwagin a full scale assault on the festivvities that *i* didnt do enough to fight off the hordes of threshecutioners gunnin for the other eridans and troll bruno mars to this ill say wwhat i said then i wwas disarmed cause i wwas off duty trust me the last thing that party needed wwas ANOTHER ERIDAN wwavving his fuckin gun around

#eridanwweek i should specify that these prestige and freezing COLD burgers and dogs are only for appropriately designated highblood nobility or anyone wwho wwants to kiss my rings

#eridanwweek day twwo is in full swwing come dowwn to my booth for some bbq i got ice cold grubburgers sittin on a unlit grill along wwith some icy grubdogs get em before theyre gone

#eridanwweek they got murder here its really eridan wweek noww

#eridanwweek a horde of plague riddled demons just burst through the floorboards at the festivval here if you aint seein this shit you are missin out

just got out of the once in a life time experience at #eridanwweek theres a wwhole block dedicated to colon cancer awwareness an theyvve got a certified proctologist handin (fingerin) out free screenins

#eridanwweek they just lit the giant wwicker sol on fire sniffle its so beautiful somehoww they got it to wwhere his eyes burn out first before the rest

#eridanwweek not that anyone cares cause the party aint happenin at my place (thank fuck for that you monsters are dowwnright demolishin that festivval) but uh my hivve got blowwn up or like its just gone anywways hivveless eridan chapter is startin noww hopefully i learn some goddamn humility i fuckin GUESS

#eridanwweek come to my booth and ill let you step on me free a charge im that dowwn bad and desperate at this point

#eridanwweek is actually a elaborate scheme to generate buzz about my neww digital block currency #eridancoin wwatch it swweep the crypto market wwith its wwhite hot glaze

in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus