in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
And your lusus is alive and beautiful, correct?
what d0 i d0 if i use blue ink instead?
if i don't have a lusus but i just don't like you because you're alive, what do i do then?
do you dictate your chits to your palmhusk or does that curly horned maid type these out for you yknoww since someone melted your goddamn eyes
i made seahorsedad shed this mortal coil long before hed havve to see wwhat his golden son has become
i actually type them all 0ut with my bulges. it's what keeps them str0ng and virile f0r when i'm fucking y0ur girl.
i nevver typed minus twwo eridans faster in my fuckin LIFE