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in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus

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#11mn0tc0m11ng 11 m11ss my fuck11ng dad

And your lusus is alive and beautiful, correct?

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what d0 i d0 if i use blue ink instead?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

if i don't have a lusus but i just don't like you because you're alive, what do i do then?

not for long

FER INTERDIMENSIONAL #HEARTSBOXCARSDAY WHICH IS EVERY DAY, I'LL KILL THIS GUY.

do you dictate your chits to your palmhusk or does that curly horned maid type these out for you yknoww since someone melted your goddamn eyes

i made seahorsedad shed this mortal coil long before hed havve to see wwhat his golden son has become

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i actually type them all 0ut with my bulges. it's what keeps them str0ng and virile f0r when i'm fucking y0ur girl.

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i nevver typed minus twwo eridans faster in my fuckin LIFE

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