๐ hey besties... ๐ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ have you considered the DANGERS of quirking UNPROTECTED? ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐ซต๐๐๐ thats right, if YOU haven't spoken to a notoriety public to get YOUR quirk certified by an impartial and imperial witness, ANYONE could be stealing your likeness RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT... ๐๐๐๐ซต ๐๐๐ค which could lead to untimely delays, holdups, setbacks, or worse!!! don't delay...reach out to a certified notoriety public (such as me, hi!) to get your quirk recorded...dont let people put words in your mouth!!! and make sure when they take them out...they're said the RIGHT way...ยก~!Y0UR ovvn W4Y!~ยก๐ค๐๐ #Chairministrangling #notorietypublic #notorietypublicserviceannouncement #npsa #ProtectYourself #IfYouSeeSomethingBeSomething #QuirkyTipsAndTricks #IdentityTheftIsNotAJoke #SoDoNotBeThePunchline #ActFast #WhileAvailabilityLasts #CertificatesRenewAtthe1stAnd15thOfEveryPerigee #SomeLapsesMayApply #CallNow ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ซฃ all TOO true bestie... ๐คญ๐ซข๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฑ if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐จ๐ซต ๐๐๐คช impersonation is a sign your success is without honest competition...unscrupulous scrubs who can make nothing with their own hands, hope to fasten puppet strings to yours and make you dance, dance, dance, dance, dancedancedancedancedance! bleugh! paaaaaathetic! derivative! a nonstarter for any serious would-be chief execution officer! ๐คช๐๐ ๐ซถ๐ค๐ซข it sounds like you need ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ช๐ข ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ-๐๐ช๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ผ protection! you can never be too sure when a bad faith actor will reach into your pocket and...is that duzzy lint on your tie? is there some schmutz on your jimjams? or is someone just russling your... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no! ๐ซข๐ค๐ซถ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ญ THAT FUGLY FUCK JUST MADE OFF WITH YOUR LIKENESS!!!! OH THE TROLLIANITY!!!!! ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅถ ๐ฅน๐ THAT'S WHERE ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ง๐ฌ-๐๐จ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐๐ง๐ฅ๐ (PIGU) COMES INTO PLAY! THE MOST ADVANCED ASSET-MONITORING SERVICE ON ALTERNIA! WITH REAL-TIME ALERTS, TOKEN-BASED MULTIFACTOR AUTHENTICATION, MULTIBUREAU CREDIT MONITORING, AND MONTHLY CAPS, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WEALTH WHERE IT MATTERS MOST...fucking spent on something. that YOU chose. ๐ฅน๐ ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐ซข so choose ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ง๐ฌ-๐๐จ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐๐ง๐ฅ๐...while you can still afford it, bestie. ๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ซข๐คญ๐ฅฐ mwah mwah! couldnt have said it better myself...and im the type of guy to take this bizness bidness VERY srsly!!! ๐ฅฐ๐ซฃ๐ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐จ it's never too late until it is!!! and when that comes around, the only thing ill have for sale within the price range of the recently robbed is...condolences!!! premium grade luxury condolences...!!! and pusherfelt apologies!!! and those are on a monthly reoccurring rental rate subject to quarterly inflation adjustments...๐จ๐ฐ๐ญ ๐๐ฃ๐ when youre ready to cup your future by the globes and shake the shame out of it...come and talk to me right away!!! ill make sure youre protected faster than you can hit an oversized commemorative cubicle button and listen to it say "that was easy!"๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Oh, not that kind of experience bestie. I'm talking from the other side. Could you not hawk these kinda wares, I'm trying to stay afloat over here.
๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฐ i know, right??? it defies imagination what these depraved fuh-REAKS are capable of!!! mr partymaster, i cannot stress enOUGH how good you are at observing things which are true and prescient, my friend... ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฑ ๐ค๐ฃ i hope your wisdom lasts longer than your enemies do...because these punks will stop at nothing to ruin credit, character assassinate, and, above all else...start some shit... ๐๐ค ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ ill be rechitting your testimonial promptly. thaaaaaaank you! ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐๐ for a fellow job creator and industry disrupter? always ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ you keep one of my businesses in business!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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