Oh to be hunted for sport by a big violet blood in the middle of a forest. #jkihaveenoghtrauma #wemakejokestocope #PLEASEdonttrythismyhivemateswilltakemyphoneawayagain #directtargetedposting,
\ d0es 1t have t0 be a v10let bl00d? 1dk h1s c0l0r but Jas0n V0rhees j01ned ch1ttr /
I actually truly madly deeply don't ever want to be chased through the woods. If I am ever in a scenario where I am being chased through the woods I have to assume that everyone I know and love is dead, and girl, I am not gonna be left behind.
\ t0tally real and val1d man. 1f anyth1ng, 1'd k1ck the k1llers ass f0r ya /
We only just met, you'd kick someones ass for someone you met on chittr? What if I'm just some bored fuchsia cosplaying as a maroon blood???? To lure nice guys like you in. #strangerdanger
\ n0t g0nna l1e 1'm just l00k1ng f0r an excuse t0 k1ck a ser1al k1llers ass. J:P always wanted t0 d0 that! /
I think you can just do that actually. Just go outside and find one. Odds are any troll you find in the street might be one, but look out!
Hey man. I'm gonna frow up.