Oh to be hunted for sport by a big violet blood in the middle of a forest. #jkihaveenoghtrauma #wemakejokestocope #PLEASEdonttrythismyhivemateswilltakemyphoneawayagain #directtargetedposting,
\ d0es 1t have t0 be a v10let bl00d? 1dk h1s c0l0r but Jas0n V0rhees j01ned ch1ttr /
I actually truly madly deeply don't ever want to be chased through the woods. If I am ever in a scenario where I am being chased through the woods I have to assume that everyone I know and love is dead, and girl, I am not gonna be left behind.
\ t0tally real and val1d man. 1f anyth1ng, 1'd k1ck the k1llers ass f0r ya /
We only just met, you'd kick someones ass for someone you met on chittr? What if I'm just some bored fuchsia cosplaying as a maroon blood???? To lure nice guys like you in. #strangerdanger
\ n0t g0nna l1e 1'm just l00k1ng f0r an excuse t0 k1ck a ser1al k1llers ass. J:P always wanted t0 d0 that! /
I think you can just do that actually. Just go outside and find one. Odds are any troll you find in the street might be one, but look out!
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Hey man. I'm gonna frow up.
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