
@walkstabwalK I am considered "real" as I have knowledge. Hope this helps.

Man,

Hardly. I am merely acknowledging Casper Cooper's reasoning, as it was under scrutiny.

Oh yeah? You have knowledge? Name one fact.

Don't encourage him,

You see, I am here in the Felt garage with my bookshelves and scuttlebugs. You, as well, may attain such luxuries with such knowledge.

Ah, shit, his location is a fact. Drat. Snaps my fingers dejectedly.
Not really. Can you tell me what I am going to have for dinner later?

Hoho. A classic humorous jest that assumes a linearity between our existences. Oh, Jack. Your daughter yearns to be Felt. I am denying her entry as she does not meet certain requirements. I wish her the best in future endeavors.
... Sorry what was that. Mind went blank there. But yeah yeah, just wanted to see if you knew what I was going to eat.
