
ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME I’M DONE.

The jades are gonna be sooooo mad at you.

Perhaps they should take better care of their grubs and not allow them to be loud and wrong on game shows.

Don't you have real president shit to be doing man

This is the most important thing I could possibly be doing.

finally, real troll action from t)(e milquetoast fool. once you go down t)(e pat)( of blood, t)(ere's no goin back. ive got a seat ready for you once t)(e bloodlust kicks in.

Mr. President, remember your medications.

With all due respect I am a war criminal in every universe. Have you ever heard of Syria? I bombed the hell out of Syria. It no longer exists.

never )(eard of it. )(ow strange t)(at you didnt advertise t)(is sooner. per)(aps i was wrong about your a-game.

Fine I’ll send in a team just to kill those guys.
