hhh @chitinousTraveler #nsfw #bulgerating Ihhhidkino. thisthingisweird. Okay. So, hh. Beetel Salion is apparently a desertdwelling jadeblood daywalker??? He asked for me to write this, only after I sent him a coin, so he could say I paid him for the reading. To be clear, I didn't. Strength is a 10. You'll see. Pliability is a 1. You'll see. Length is a 9. You'll see. Girth is a 5? You'll see. X-Factor is somehow both 10 and -10. This troll has a mutation of sorts that makes his bulge rigid and his sheathe is more like a telescoping slot rather than a series of blood membranes capable of erection. Additionally, he has two sub-bulges, each with 'grippers' of sorts. Small claws that can either hold the opposing bulge or the thighs of whoever he is mounting into. It weighs 2.2 pounds in total. His primary bulge is rigid entirely. The sub-bulges are pliable. The claws are capable of tearing flesh, it would seem. It smells like sand. It tastes like... green apple trolly ranchers. His bulge is, uhm, also luminescent from being a rainbowdrinker! Hhh. Get him away from me and out of my DMs. Please.
-------------------------- beetel does not acknoWledge this alleged transaction.
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