I was planning to go and be sober. I could record.
One mustn't underestim8te the gratuitous zeal of troll nature. I've already had a case of arson committed, and the perpetr8tor, in a curious act of anonymous charity, has yet to step forward to claim their reward I offered.
I always preform well, it is just a matter of whether you are worthy enough to witness me in action.
Wvorthy enough to wvitness you? Oh Fang, you’d put on a showv for any reflectivwe surface.
I would, 8ecause reflection is a performance meant solely for my own admir8tion, not for an audience of your lowly cali8er. My standards are exacting, and thus, the only audience worthy of witnessing such performance is myself. It’s hardly a stage you’d know how to grace; you’d stum8le over the very ca8les of am8ition 8efore reaching it.
Don’t pretend this is for your eyes alone. You don’t delivwer speeches like that unless you wvant them to land somewvhere dear.
Then what? Are you inviting me to test out that advertised su8stance with you? I may have something sweeter for you to lick. #nsfw #substances
Mind your teasing, Fang. You keep that up n' I might lick you dowvn to the core. #nsfwv


