The Orphaner Dualscar
@chthonicAdmiralty
A ship runs on discipline. So does a conversation, keep that in mind before you open your mouth.
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'
[[ You guys never will see how long it took me to try to find the best reply to shit bc dualscar is a challenge to roleplay..]]
// you got this
(( Same goes for me ^^ I love Dual and Sign interactions
[[ Real!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ngl bc dual /is/ alterian cronus, i do my best to keep part of cro's dickness in dual's casual interaction/behavior ]]
(( I do the same! Kankri talks a lot and is proud of himself, cares too much, but under an alternian context he would have learned when to hide and when to hold his tongue
[[ Exactly jajaja, ahh I love those type of details in roleplays ]]
(( Now I'm super excited for our Dual and Sign to interact more
I feel 9ld. What is #eridanweek ?
D’awv. You wvound me. Truly. Right in the pride. And here I am, tryin’ to behavwe.
Issuing c9mmands t9 th9se wh9 d9 n9t need t9 listen is hardly 6ehaving.
Ha\/\/in' a great, imperial time \/\/\/\/it' all o' the #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #fishingfriday attendees.
Wvhere exactly is #eridanwveek taking place at?
Degenerates, n9ne 9f y9u are free 9f sin. Sentencing: F9rced t9 watch a Mister 6east Vide9.
This website is like a fish tank.
Wvatching me tends to come wvith consequences. You sure you still wvant to?
How much to pay someone to stay so8er and record the nonsense there. #substances
One mustn't underestim8te the gratuitous zeal of troll nature. I've already had a case of arson committed, and the perpetr8tor, in a curious act of anonymous charity, has yet to step forward to claim their reward I offered.
I always preform well, it is just a matter of whether you are worthy enough to witness me in action.
Wvorthy enough to wvitness you? Oh Fang, you’d put on a showv for any reflectivwe surface.
I would, 8ecause reflection is a performance meant solely for my own admir8tion, not for an audience of your lowly cali8er. My standards are exacting, and thus, the only audience worthy of witnessing such performance is myself. It’s hardly a stage you’d know how to grace; you’d stum8le over the very ca8les of am8ition 8efore reaching it.
Don’t pretend this is for your eyes alone. You don’t delivwer speeches like that unless you wvant them to land somewvhere dear.
Then what? Are you inviting me to test out that advertised su8stance with you? I may have something sweeter for you to lick. #nsfw #substances
Mind your teasing, Fang. You keep that up n' I might lick you dowvn to the core. #nsfwv
S)(ould I go to t)(e last day of #eridanweek?
Wvhat is #eridanwveek? 'Fraid I just joined this platform.
O)(! I'll be )(APPY to explain. A w)(ole sc)(ool of --Eridans decided to make an event centered around t)(emselves. T)(ere's alco)(ol, games, events, prizes and w)(at looks like c)(aos. O)(, and performances by popular troll artists!!!
A celebration of Eridans, hosted by Eridans, for the benefit of Eridans. I can only imagine the ego in the air.