I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
AND JUST WHAT THE GENTLY EXTRICATED FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? PRAY TELL, YOU MAGNANIMOUS JACK-OFF! MY AURICULAR SPONGES ARE WIDE AND FUCKING AGAPE FOR THE ANSWER TO THIS INSIPID RIDDLE OF THE DAY!
D --> Did you seriously just respond to a message that I posted two entire nights earlier D --> Desperation isn't attractive, Mr. Vantas
I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT MY PALMHUSK FOR TWO NIGHTS, DIPSHIT. WHICH IS A PERSONALLY REASONABLE THING FOR ME TO DO, CONSIDERING I HAVE A LIFE. YES. EVEN IN THIS STATE, I HAVE MORE OF A LIFE AWAY FROM MY PALMHUSK THAN YOU. MOVING THE HELL ON.
D --> You know, if you were quite genuinely this desperate for my attention, my DMs are open Mr. Vantas D --> No need to resort to public temper tantrums, you'll only further embarrass yourself
delayed as fuck reaction and youre still losing it god damn
OH! OH! I'M *SORRY*. SHOULD I REORGANIZE ALL OF MY PRIORITIES TO PUT YOU AT THE VERY GODDAMN TOP OF THEM? WHERE SHOULD I PUT "TIMELY RESPONSES TO YOUR LIMPLY DELIVERED CHITTR REPLIES"? BECAUSE I ALSO OWE YOU THAT APPARENTLY, FOR SOME UNEXPLAINABLE REASON.
youre rude and wordy as hell i like you even if youre still freaking out at me for my chill vibes
WHO THE HELL SAID ANYONE WAS EMBARRASSED HERE? GO BACK TO SHOVING YOUR SMUG, TIGHT PONYTAILED HEAD ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS. *YOU* ARE THE ONE THAT IS SOMEHOW COMPLETELY FUCKING BEFUDDLED BY THE CONCEPT OF ME HAVING A SCHEDULE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE YOUR INPUT. I'LL START GIVING A SHIT WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO OWE *YOU* OF ALL PEOPLE PUNCTUALITY.