II have been seeiing these Fellt peoplle around here and II have been wonderiing; are they actualllly made of fellt? Woulld any of these iindiiviidualls lliike to receiive a hug so II coulld fiind out?
It's a matter of theming. But they are soft and fuzzy.
I'm not soft n' fuzzy. We're Leprechauns. Sometimes they call us frogs and it's wrong. We ain't amphibious. We're just... fucked up green men.
Only thing warm and fuzzy I got is the barrel chamber of my gun.
...alright, that was a bit rude a'me, ma'am, but look; whatever you're seein' in us, it ain't there. We're gangsters. Criminals. Real mean motherfuckers.
Hahaha. II miight be romantiiciiziing a lliittlle biit. The pullps, magaziines, and noiir fiillms II read and watched don’t really hellp.