TROLLS JUST INVADED MY FUCKIN PLANET AND I JUST FOUND OUT WHERE YOU ALL COMMUNICATE NO FUCKIN WAY
Okay i think the verdict is You think I'm a fucking moron You know about the Condesce. Right? RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID??? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SEADWELLER PIECE OF SHIT. AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S COMING TOO. DON'T PRETEND IT WASN'T ALL PREDICTED!!!
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"WHAT [THE CONDESCE] DID" IS BE A SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO FEFERI. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE MANNER IN WHICH LIVING ON ALTERNIA SUCKS IS ONE THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO FIGHT WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL WEAPONS AND PSIONICS. BEFORUS, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS JUST MISERABLE, AND I'M GLAD IT'S GONE.
PAUSE. I SKIMMED OVER YOUR CHITS. BECAUSE THERE ARE SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM AND THERE'S NOT MUCH OF VALUE TO BE FOUND THERE. BUT I WILL NOT HEAR THIS DISRESPECT FOR THE PITCH QUADRANT. HUMANS HAVE KISMESISSITUDE TOO, DIPSHIT. IT'S THE VERY FOUNDATION OF YURI. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE GIRLS ON THE LOGO OF YOUR "DYNASTY SCANS" ARE? TOUHOU PROJECT CHARACTERS, NAMED HOURAISAN KAGUYA AND FUJIWARA NO MOKOU. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF A PITCH RELATIONSHIP, AND HUMANS WROTE THEM ON THEIR OWN WITHOUT ANY INTERFERENCE.
WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, IS THE FACT THAT. THE IDEA THAT "HUMANS CAN ONLY EXPERIENCE FLUSHED ROMANCE AND DON'T HAVE THE OTHER QUADRANTS" IS A COMPLETE MISCONCEPTION. LARGELY SPREAD BY VERBOSE SPIDERS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. NOT ONLY ARE YOU PEOPLE IN FACT CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING ALL FOUR QUADRANTS. BUT ALL FOUR ACTIVELY APPEAR WITHIN YOUR LITERARY TRADITIONS. AND ARE INDEED COMMONPLACE. "AROMANTIC" HUMANS WHO CAN'T DO FLUSHED ROMANCE. OFTEN SEEK PALE RELATIONSHIPS INSTEAD. AND CALIGINOUS RELATIONSHIPS. ARE MORE COMMON AMONG HUMANS THAN YOU'D LIKE TO ADMIT. EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT SOCIALLY MANDATED THE WAY THEY ARE ON ALTERNIA, OR THE WAY FLUSHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE ON EARTH. REFERRING TO BLACKROM AS "THE STUPID FUCKING ABUSIVE LOVE THING" IS GROUNDS TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE. GIVEN THAT YOU'RE AWARE OF MY FRIEND MEENAH'S EXPLOITS, I TRUST YOU KNOW WHAT MY ALTERNIAN COUNTERPART WAS KNOWN FOR? WELL, EVEN IF YOU DON'T, THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE OF HER WHO ACTIVELY POST ON THIS WEBSITE. THE POINT STANDS. I'LL FUCKING DO IT. DON'T TEST ME.
I last tried to actually read homestuck in like 2017 don't take it so seriously. It has its moments but i kinda gave up in act 5. So I got to the quadrants and like reading back it's so fucking silly it's amazing. And now like trolls are actually on my planet so I guess maybe saying that is racist now? But too bad, they are taking over my planet so fuck them!!!
WELL MAYBE INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE SOME ORANGE GUY ON A MOON IS YOUR ONLY SOURCE FOR CULTURAL RESEARCH. YOU CAN JUST BROWSE THIS WEBSITE. DID YOU KNOW THAT IT HAS A SEARCH BAR? OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. BECAUSE ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR ONE-SIDED BEEF WITH ONE SINGLE VIOLET. AS MUCH AS I AM LOATHE TO ADMIT IT. MY ANCESTOR, WHOSE POSTS YOU CAN FIND AT https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict, TYPING OUT THE FULL URL SO THAT I DON'T PING HER, IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD WRITER. JUST SCROLL THROUGH HER PROSE. AND BECOME ENLIGHTENED. YOUR IGNORANCE IS YOUR OWN FAULT. I BELIEVE THE HUMAN SAYING IS. #GITGUD.
I'll take a closer look once the whole my planet is being invaded by some fish asshole thing begins to simmer down