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Guys Be Completely Honest Like Dead Honest Did I Dodge A Bullet By Never Playing Sgrub And Therefore Never Meeting That Human That Seems To Cheat On Me In The Future Albeit In Some Other Timelines And Would Messaging Vriska Right Now Do Any Good For Me Or Do I Shut Up And Smoke My Cigarette

Kult: +47
Kull: +40
Total: 87
Ratio: 1.18
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ So from what I'Ve heard, take this shit with a grain of salt ໒꒱ ꒰ঌ NONE OF THESE BITCHES WORTH IT PLEASE FIND A LADY WHO TREATS YOU RIGHTTT ໒꒱ ໒꒱

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of established repute
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
@terminallyCapricious[TC]

imma be real with you sis, i aint think thats a good idea

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
@bummelBoogie[BB]

so i'm an outsider to all this, but i feel like missing out on rose and ending up with vriska is a lateral move at best

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Vantasfailure.
Failed preacher, Failed vow, Failed legacy. Over all a Vantasfailure.
@clairvoyantGabble[CG]

I think the cigarette is pr96a6ly a 6etter idea.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I Guess I’m Just A Sad Little Moth To The *Light* Whatever That Is Implying Or Referencing

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Family Politics
This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.
@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

I am very very very biased but believe me Rose cheating on you is a lot less common than it appears. It is *shockingly* common of course but stable relationships rarely make headlines. Also do not fucking message Vriska.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@climaxJump[CJ]

YOU DID INDEED DODGE A BULLET. ALL INSTANCES OF PAIRINGS AMONG THE ROSE AND KANAYA ULTIMATES ARE IN AN UNSTABLE EQUILIBRIUM STATE, WITH A HALF-LIFE OF ABOUT A SWEEP. THE CANDY VERSION OF HER IS ACTUALLY A MASSIVE STATISTICAL OUTLIER FOR SURVIVING AN ENTIRE TEN SWEEPS BEFORE HER RELATIONSHIP BROKE DOWN. VRISKAN IS VIABLE. BUT IT REQUIRES VERY SPECIFIC VRISKAS TO FUNCTION. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT IN THE PAST. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TRACKING DOWN A VERSION OF HER DANCESTOR? ARANEA SEEMS LIKE SHE'D BE YOUR TYPE. AND SHE IS ALSO A DUBIOUSLY STABLE LIGHT PLAYER. FOR THE ALLURE THAT PROVIDES.

@climaxJump[CJ]

Aranea Huh I Will Look Into This